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Chicago, IL
Joined September 2019
Liza Minnelli has outlived Katie Zacharia's job as White House press secretary. Her bumbling incompetence at the podium lasted five days before she was shown the door.
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The Brewers sweeping the $339 million Dodgers to reach their first World Series in 44 years is exactly why I love baseball.
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Microsoft Teams changing your status to "Away" because you took 3 minutes to stare out the window and ponder life is genuinely passive-aggressive.
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Today is National Coming Out Day.
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0-2 since Hitler tweeted this 😭😭😭
The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying.
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it cannot be overstated the impact that itunes’ free ‘single of the week’ had on my music taste
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The more Chicago traffic I drive in the more I’m convinced someone in Kevin McAllister’s family remembered they forgot him on the way to O’Hare and simply didn’t say anything
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As per my last engravement
Imagine how annoyed you have to be to engrave a rock with a complaint 3,766 years ago
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giving Goodreads users quarter stars is like giving a medieval peasant a particle accelerator
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This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss. The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes. Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment. To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity.
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SHUT YOUR ASS UP YOU ARE NOT WELCOME ON THE SOUTHSIDE
The best thing happening in America right now is the Chicago White Sox. Just saying.
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Taco Bell using Slayyyter’s “I’m actually kinda famous” in their commercial?! …zero notes. fan for life. ily.
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Slayyyter announces ‘wor$t man in america.’ Out December 4th.
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The millennial urge to delete your entire internet presence and go back to a landline, walkman and digital camera.
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Why do we keep seeing Texas Senate campaign ads during this Bears game? Shouldn't that be a zoned purchase only on local Texas TV stations??
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Turns out nominating the most corrupt politician in Texas with the charisma of a Dead armadillo who gave sweetheart deals to pedophiles wasn’t a good idea.
Ken Paxton 'dragging down the entire ticket' as election forecaster shifts Texas away from GOP nbcnews.com/meet-the-press/v…
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Today is October 4, 2026, and Ken Paxton is still too much of a pussy to debate James Talarico
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Get @KenPaxtonTX off my tv - I’m watching the CHICAGO BEARS game
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country singer? free palestine shirt?? GILLETTE STADIUM???
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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