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Joined January 2011
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Babe, if you aren’t enjoying your sex life after a natural delivery it has nothing to do with your natural delivery and everything to do with your partner’s skills and… assets.
QueenDoris
@QueenDoris16Oct 13
“The vagina goes back to its normal size after childbirth” This is one of the biggest lies sold to women. Your vagina never returns to its original size, so I urge women to opt for CS…. Especially if you still want to enjoy your sexual life.
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Most sources indicate that after vaginal childbirth the vagina returns close to its previous size over time for the majority of women. Long term studies have found similar rates of sexual satisfaction regardless of delivery method. medicalnewstoday.com/articles/vagin… contemporaryobgyn.net/view/study-fin… pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC68…
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I did not have the “D” in STD being “Diarrhea” on my 2026 bingo card.
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I have a 20 lbs pit mix puppy sleeping on my face every night and most nights I wake up gasping for oxygen. Whose dog wrote this article?
NBC News
@NBCNewsOct 8
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…

Lie down with dogs, wake up refreshed? That’s what a new study suggests.

You’re more likely to disrupt your dog’s sleep than they are yours, new study suggests.

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Lynne
@_ayandamaySep 28
There is a dangerous little window after I complete one task where I could either become unstoppable or look at my phone.
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Stranded Spacestation on @BritOnYT's US Worlds server this wipe
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OH. MY. GOD.
Warner Bros.
@warnerbrosSep 23
10.6.28. Only In Theaters.
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If this is how I stood while I cooked I’d be pregnant 24/7
Rin
@TheNotoriousRINSep 23
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Brb my kid loves matcha and I’m telling him this is how it’s made
Duolingo
@duolingoSep 22
would you bring this matcha to a job interview
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Someone just called Mitch McConnell “Senator Rigor Tortoise” and I’m not okay…😂
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My husband’s take on Starbucks in September: “Every sip makes me feel like a white woman’s instagram”
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And the winner of my 2026 “Hear Me Out” is….
Dead by Daylight
@DeadbyDaylightSep 11
The Fog stills as it reveals to you your Design A Cosmetic Contest 2026 Finalists! 😶🌫️ The 2026 Dead by Daylight Design A Cosmetic Contest Community Voting Phase is now officially live! You have from now until September 17th, 2026 at 11:59 AM to cast your votes for what YOU want to see step within The Fog! So, what will it be? 🤔 🔗 dbd.game/4h5Gb76
On a campfire background text reads '2026 Cosmetic Design Contest - Community Voting Now Live'

ALT On a campfire background text reads '2026 Cosmetic Design Contest - Community Voting Now Live'

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This is why I’m on the internet
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Never in my life have I been more thankful to have been raised by mountain people who valued buying produce/meat locally than I have been under this administration.
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aj@ajbabyboiAug 11
A beautiful woman named the National Weather Service is texting me about a tornado warning
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Monthly reminder that women want to be taken on an adventure, even if the adventure is "let's go to the cheese store"
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@ichewthingsAug 9
let’s get married and go on adventures
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AweCoop
@AweCoopAug 9
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Make America Great Depression Again
Polymarket Money
@PolymarketMoneyAug 4
JUST IN: U.S. wages and salaries fall to 43% of gross domestic income, near the lowest share since records began in 1929.
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Make the Nuclear Family great again
Rep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimbleJul 30
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WE JUST CLEARED 250k ON @tiltify !!!!!🎉🎉🎉 As promised, the Auto Turret Twitch drop is live! Rust community is so amazing 🫶 love you guys Link your accounts: twitch.facepunch.com/
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