Official @defcon DJ & Balloon Blower. Ally to @dcfurs & @DianaInitiative. Inappropriate sticker creator. Twitcher.

Austin, TX
Joined February 2021
Will you be at @defcon? I will be there too! Other than spinnin', I will spend most of my time at the @ReconVillage and @sec_defcon to dive in and take a new direction in my career. I'll also be at the vendor village (schedule tbd).
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Well... This tweet aged like raw milk....
2024’s tagline: “It can always get worse; but it’s going to require extra effort”
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I've been terrible keeping up with my media - I'm so sorry. But I released a few songs in the last few weeks. One of them is Massive. An ode to the Jungle classics, available on your favorite streaming service. buff.ly/3YEux9M
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Melon Usk will destroy the economy. Kennedy will destroy the healthcare system (as if it’s not bad enough already). Frump will get rid of the opposition with the presidential super powers that scrotus gave him. And that’s only for the first 6 months.
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There are the people who are hundreds or thousands of miles away from the catastrophe, spewing conspiracy theories seen on the “media”. And you have people like @AlyssaM_InfoSec, who put their skills to work and deliver unconditional support to those affected.
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I so want to check what’s behind that link!!!!!
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I have to say, Lola is a hell of a good runner.
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It does feel like I've applied to 500k jobs in the last 2 years...
If you're telling people there are 500k open cybersecurity jobs, you are the problem.
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Don’t share this
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Soooo the childless cat lady... Is she eating the cats or...?
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Well... I'm officially allowed to sell and serve alcohol in Texas (if you're not a minor or intoxicated)...
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The only thing missing from Kaos to make it a pure Greek tragedy: a chorus.
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"Quick" @defcon writeup. There are going to be a lot of people tagged and I will probably forget some. If I do, don't hate me... First I want to thank the big guns: @defcon_music. This was my third year as an official DJ and first year being on the soundtrack.
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To end this unreadable thread, people I missed this year: @h3ckseven, @kubla and @RetweetableN14. Thank you for Def Con. I found more than friends here. I found a family. See y'all next year! 💜💜.
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