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...lies! 😜

Out of the past and into your future comes this news... And the news is pleats!

...you don't even know why using a Team Fortress 2 gif is hilarious for this comment, do you?

I understand that completely. (We've hopped over from the sister station for a little bit - boyo says he likes your music better!)

"It's not good English, it's breakfast radio" 💙 @iamconnelly (yesterday, but it's still making me laugh)

Gaaahhhhh @flyanaboss are coming to Australia to be at @sxswsydney and I am not going to be there and now I am sad. (Please go see them if you are less geographically-challenged, because they are amazing. Just please don't gloat about it too much...)

...open this particular social media platform, see that "Shiel" is trending, assume that it must be @timshiel. Am a bit disappointed that it's actually referring to sportsball.

...has someone borrowed your account there, @punkley? ;)

Did you also hear it on the radio this morning? I wonder how much the playlists are synced between related stations across different states, hmmmm.

OMG OMG OMG there is an @eliotfish voice on my tv! Hello, Fido! That was an excellent (implied) conversation... and a pretty great 90s rock reunion! (8yr old is appropriately impressed too, btw.)

Further to this, today I was invited to join the local CWA chapter. I fear my scones are not up to par.

Oh, thank you lovely internet fairies! I hope to be as generous next time some silly person wants a hand getting onto the latest bandwagon :)

I don't 100% know why I want one, other than "fomo is a thing", but if anyone has any spare invite codes, lemme know? (...she says, looking at the dust forming over on that prehistoric elephant...)

Whoa, I did not realise that that Bob Barker was *that* Bob Barker!

Sidenote: Wouldn't it be grand if Robbie brought @softplayband with him when he came to Australia later this year? Can you imagine seeing these two simply owning the #Adelaide500 stage? The @v8supercars crowd would love it!

Me seeing @robbiewilliams trending, hoping it means the masses have discovered @softplayband's ridiculously excellent new single PUNK'S DEAD (featuring Mr Williams singing about snowflakes and bullshit in the bridge...) NSFW lyric warning, obvs: youtube.com/watch?v=oUGd2iAM…

Valid, but this is referring to the deeply uncool amount of time I have spent working at polling sites :)

Job offer making me feel old by referring to my "vast experience and knowledge"...

I am a patient boy I wait, I wait, I wait, I wait My time is like water down a drain

Going through bank statements, I am thrilled at how many entries I have for "VICTOR HARBOUR Victor HarboAUS" ...with no other identifying characteristics. Helpful.