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i think only a lost rewatch could heal the issue w tv i am having rn. will start tmr 👍✌️
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oomf ... why are you so far oomf...
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redacted can you help redacted
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天呐这真的太可爱了……….
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whenever i see mitch my first instinct is always to rmb That one photo and for that i do apologise because he is so much more than that ❤️
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fuck yes re: alisha. rooting for her so badly
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a genuine step forward and the frec lineup is so interesting. really excited for her!!!
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Taking the next step 📈 Alisha will race in FREC as part of the Red Bull Junior Team in 2027 🙌 #F1 || #GivesYouWiiings
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one of the all time great post award snaps actually
Anna Sawai with her Emmy
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Anna Sawai with her Emmy
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Ebenezer is bad and Johnny Depp is terrible in it. a transparent bid for redemption that becomes just another thing he should feel sorry for. my review: indiewire.com/criticism/movi…
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To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.
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alan did say in the interview with tom all he cared about was the constructors!
Replying to @yapperlawson
Martens: “Alan Permane says, Listen, we are RB, we’re going to finish P5 this year in the WCC, that never happened before. They get millions when they finish P5. He is a competitive man, wants to finish as high as possible and he thinks the best way to do it is with Liam Lawson”
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men will literally walk out on anything in 30 seconds flat if they feel the heat around the corner instead of going to therapy
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what a special movie
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liam looks like when rob beckett dressed up as a nan for that one task in taskmaster and then he hosed the shit out of alex horne
Some BTS from THAT shoot. I guess it’s old news now 😏 #F1 #VCARB
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I grieve the death of one of Gaza's few remaining general surgeons today. Dr Rizq Abu Shaeera was respected by many who worked alongside him, providing surgical care in unspeakably harsh conditions at Nasser Hospital in Khan Younis, the target of today's lethal airstrikes.
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she is genuinely so gorgeous my mind has gone blank like. crash bang wee woooooo everything has broken
Anna Sawai talks "How to Rob a Bank," intense games of Heads Up on set, and trying to teach Nicholas Hoult the Rubik's Cube. 🤯
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don't think i've had this good of a time on twt. in years? timezones meant that i was asleep for kirk, the ceo and lady from england kicking the bucket
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