@dormando

performance dweeb. Code for #memcached etc.

 california
dormando.me
Joined November 2007
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never designed anything that worked, never built anything that didn't.
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Aight I don't have a mastodon and probably won't for a while. If for some reason this place goes up; ya'll who care probably have my e-mail. Hope I have yours.
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watching everyone post a bevy of links to various alt services and I'm sitting here thinking... maybe this is a good time to disconnect.
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I am playing 3 or 4 gacha games and I do not need this
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I joined Yearbook in HS so I could edit myself out. Got caught. Didn't work.
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Think I'll try a new window manager thing on the new work computer. i3 maybe? I want to plug in monitors and have sets of terminals/windows reopen into premade layouts. I never quite get this to work perfectly.
new porn dropped
cover of the book "Open Circuits"

ALT cover of the book "Open Circuits"

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For some reason I thought /. was a lot more than 2-3 years older than LJ. I also made a /. account super late and I have no idea why. was on the site since maybe 1998 at the latest? So much cool shit.
Rob 'CmdrTaco' Malda@cmdrtaco5 Oct 2022
I registered the domain slashdot.org 25 years ago today. I was learning Perl by developing what today is called a CMS to more easily maintain my homepage… in the process I decided i was building news for nerds, but was clueless what it would eventually mean.
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Arrive at the doctor's office, hand them a business card that says "I'm not paying you to invalidate my suffering" in American Psycho standard font and layout.
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is there a service (or name of a type of service?) for all of the stuff I have that's worth money but not worth the time it takes to properly sell?
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This is also the time of month where I think about selling my old game consoles/games/etc but god dammit those things were so hard to get as a yoot.
In a fit of incredible stupidity (all tests uses regexes vs exact matches) some meta protocol commands have an extra space before the newline. Now I'm thinking hard about if this can be fixed safely.
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just going to take the pain/hate I guess. fuck my life.
cardboardmando was more real than I ever was
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Is the ARC patent dead yet?
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Didn't get nearly as hot here as inland and been pretty miserable. This house is 100 years old and def not built for this weather.
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hot's a comin, better put the window AC in. oh no it's broken. oh no I got fully body old man aches trying to repair AC unit oh no something in my office is burnt. why so hard to convert money into comfortable air
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wonder if throwing money at client authors would do anything worth while. Or if this is something I just need to focus on/direct hire for.
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mc didn't change in so long that most clients have been in deep maintenance mode or abandoned for years. they don't need to change much I guess.
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Obsessing about unit test frameworks. Want a portable single-header one for tarball tests but a more advanced one (Cmocka) would be great sometimes but don't want the extra dep for users. Would it be weird to have two? Or an external extra suite?
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I wrote exactly one test and have been fixing the fallout from it since yesterday.
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A few years ago I was motivated to write a blog series on evolution of unix/linux systems administration but apparently nobody wrote detailed accounts for "those people". Everything noted about how weird Beardo was but nothing about his systems of work.
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