David Lopez retweeted
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
David Lopez retweeted
Thereโs something almost chilling about peoplesโ yards this time of year. Pumpkins, tombstonesโฆ Even literal skeletons. And so many of us never stop to ask ourselves why.
David Lopez retweeted
"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device."
"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device."
"are you getting it?"
David Lopez retweeted
A lot of you would be enchanted by the charisma of the the millennial bar tender skeleton now for sale at home depot
David Lopez retweeted
My check engine light has been on so long we've developed a really beautiful bond




























