record player player

Austin, Texas
Joined September 2009
Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Replying to @hassanrahim
they're trying to cut open the bird to find the song
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Thereโ€™s something almost chilling about peoplesโ€™ yards this time of year. Pumpkins, tombstonesโ€ฆ Even literal skeletons. And so many of us never stop to ask ourselves why.
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you know you almost 30 when you start putting house music in rotation
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Whatever bullshit heโ€™s doing on the keyboard at the start goes so hard
It pulls you in from the very first second. Pumped Up Kicks (2011).
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Me this October
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You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if youโ€™re not careful
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Problem solved
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"an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device." "an infinite slop machine, a portable casino, and a 24/7 surveillance device." "are you getting it?"
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And what if I said this was the BEST iPhone design there ever was
14 years ago, Apple introduced the iconic iPhone 5.
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A lot of you would be enchanted by the charisma of the the millennial bar tender skeleton now for sale at home depot
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My check engine light has been on so long we've developed a really beautiful bond
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DJ Gear, Vestax, 2001.
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Austin DJs closing down clubs one gig at a time
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dj screw:
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