we have hired an intern his name is Pablo he failed the background check, loves @solana , stole the company @solanamobile and has already promoted himself to Head of Distribution he starts now...get ready as it is about to get wild 🥬

PABLO'S FEELING GENEROUS In 45 minutes, everyone in our X Space AND playing Dope Raider will get AIRDROPPED. 💸 No complicated quests. No begging Pablo for money. Just show up, play the game, and let the intern cook. 🍒

DOPE RAIDER PAID PLAY IS OFFICIALLY LIVE The practice runs are over. USDC is in the building 💰🌿 🌱 Grow your empire 📈 Trade your way up 🥷 Raid your rivals The training wheels are off. The intern is unsupervised Welcome to Dope Raider 💲💲💲

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4 hours until Dope Raider Paid Play goes live 🌿 Pablo has been rehearsing his launch speech all morning So far it's just "trust me bro" repeated 47 times 💲💲💲

🚨 7 HOURS UNTIL SH*T GETS REAL 🚨 Pablo has spent months pretending to be a drug lord In 7 hours, we're letting him loose with actual USDC Legal has stopped returning our calls 💀 🎙️ Join our launch X Space as PAID PLAY goes live 💰 $100 giveaway winner announced LIVE 🔥 $50 for the best Pablo roast revealed LIVE The intern has officially become a liability

🚨 DOPE RAIDER LAUNCHES TOMORROW 🚨 Pablo has absolutely no qualifications to be handling real money. So naturally, we're giving him access to USDC 💀 To celebrate, we're giving away $100! 💰 🍃 Like this post 🍃 Follow @doperaider 🍃 Retweet One lucky winner will be selected LIVE during tomorrow's launch X Space! 🎙️ Tomorrow, sh*t gets real 🔥

🚨 ROAST THE INTERN - WIN $50! 🚨 Pablo's been acting like a criminal mastermind ever since Dope Raider announced Real Money Mode Time to humble him 💀 Drop your most brutal roast of Pablo below 👇 We'll read the best ones LIVE during Monday's 2-hour launch X Space 🎙️ Funniest roast wins $50 in-game credit! No mercy. Pablo can take it

Pablo's been flying first class In 4 days, he finds out if he can actually afford it 💀💸 Dope Raider Real Money Mode goes live Monday Practice is nearly over. The USDC is about to get very real 💲💲💲💲

Pablo has been a wanted man for a long time Now he's about to become a paid one 💰 19.10.26 Real money. Real raids. Real consequences Pablo recommends getting your affairs in order 🔫🪦

Pablo is patiently waiting for Monday ⏳ By patiently, we mean he's checked the clock 400 times, packed a huge bag of cash and stopped answering emails USDC goes live on desktop and @solanamobile next Monday 💰 Practice is over. Sh*t's about to get real 😎

You've been building a drug empire with fake money Next Monday, the money gets real 💵 USDC goes LIVE on Dope Raider Same game. Real stakes. Real cash

Doge Pepe ($DOPE) launched yesterday We’re not associated, but we f**king love it 🐕🐸 A dog and a frog moving DOPE in the Solana trenches

Monday. Some of you are one successful raid away from telling the group chat you’re “in agriculture” Dope Raider real-money. Actual USDC soon 💸 Practise now. Tag the idiot who will skip the tutorial and call it a rug when you take his s**t

Real-money mode is coming to Dope Raider soon Actual USDC 💸 Get your practice in now while you still can We’ve watched some of you raid. The only thing you’re bringing back to the cartel is a valuable lesson

Pablo’s lesson of the day: never get too comfortable In DopeRaider you don’t just grow and trade You can RAID other players and go after the stash that they’ve been carefully building 😈 So while you’re admiring your empire…Pablo is admiring it too For completely different reasons 🌿💰

Pablo couldn’t make it to Singapore 🇸🇬 He was stopped at the gate after telling airport security he was “recruiting for the Cartel” He is now recruiting locally Real money mode is coming soon 💸🌿