Alright, I’ve been buying some shit again. 😂 And before everyone starts rubbing sandpaper on their nipples because @creepz hasn’t announced a Netflix series, AAA video game and token in the first 37 minutes under new ownership… Let me explain what I think everyone is missing. 🧵👇

Oh and like every other collectible genre - 99% of them that attempt to become long term collectibles will not work out That said they have the ability to be a utility and functional and that will evolve and innovate here over the next decade creating a level of creativity against a collectible the world has never seen.. once the “stink” and stigma of the overall brand starts to go away - the second wave of collectors and users will be better and more thoughtful

As we enter the post-apocalyptic phase of non-fungible tokens, Worthless Pieces of Sh*t emerge as a defining work. A maximalist, bowel-centric critique of everything NFTs pretended to be. A mixed bag of satire, self-awareness, and the collective sigh of a space that has finally accepted what the rest of the world already knew. A collection that boldly states: "Here lies NFTs in 2025." And yes, they stink a little.

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🚨#BREAKING: Watch as an employee starts a massive fire inside a 1.2 million square foot warehouse filming himself on Instagram as he sets toilet paper packages ablaze 📌#Ontario | #California Watch as a disgruntled employee started a massive fire at a 1.2 million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark warehouse in Ontario, California, with 29-year-old Chamel Abdulkarim arrested on arson charges after filming himself on Instagram setting toilet paper packages on fire and saying You may not pay us enough to f*cking live, but these btches are dirt cheap. There goes your inventory. All you had to do was pay us enough to live. The warehouses, which span roughly 11 city blocks which prompted a massive response a 6-alarm fire alert from 175 firefighters and 20 engines working to put out the blaze. Thankfully, no injuries were reported.

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