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Hi Philadelphia folks, I'm taping my next special at @UndrgroundArts on 12/19 at 8pm undergroundarts.org/listing/…
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watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?
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Big reveal that the Backrooms is just Bugs Bunny at a drafting table drawing up crazy shit for the characters to go through
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#Estoyleyendo "Las aventuras de Invisible Boy", de Doogie Horner. Pronto reseña en Anikaentrelibros.com #leoycomparto
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Mi reseña en Anikaentrelibros de "Las aventuras de Invisible Boy", de Doogie Horner.
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.@DoogieHorner, Valley comedian who was a hit on @AGT, to headline @nextfavband Winter WonderJam at @Godfrey_Daniels.
Read about it FIRST at @LVNewsdotcom:
lehighvalleynews.com/arts-cu…
I follow the speed limit, and nobody is happy about it. youtu.be/_GVJcyTQEls?si=YBb6… via @YouTube
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i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit
I wrote another weird Christmas book; this one's about Batman, not John McClane.
a.co/d/bDW17I0
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When I was a kid, my mom signed me up for this focus study where a guy talked to me and some other kids about French toast. It paid $60 and I bought this VHS tape with it. It was the most powerful I ever felt as a child.
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Man, @jonnydelco’s peepers were made for this level of public consumption.
Love seeing the boys shine 🔥🔥🔥
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How old do you think Mike Tyson would have to be for you to be able to beat him in a boxing match? (For me, I'd guess 75.)
My dog was too fancy youtu.be/F-g626yXDMg?si=HNpH… via @YouTube
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Heads up the Hudsucker Proxy is currently on netflix. Super underrated Coen bros gem
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Stop, drop, and roll also works when you are wet. It sort of spreads the wet to the floor


















