@doobs004

chop shop waiter loser

Joined November 2010
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Finally!
Cobra🐍
@CobraVIPOct 18
Este hijo de perra hizo la mejor celebración del 2026 😂😂😂🫪🫪🫪
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Two things can be true at one once…
jon
@itsjonmillerOct 7
God damnit I love this. The world needs this type of shit more than ever. We need large crowds singing at the top of their lungs in unison & celebrating together. Anyone who makes fun of sports & references the lame ass “bread & circuses” cliche “sportsball” bullshit is a fucking doomer loser who doesn’t go outside & lives through their screen.
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Replying to @Chris_Maccaviti
Someone better hit it tonight or we riot
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Nope, coolest thing you could possibly see
Ryan Cohen
@RyanCohen24Oct 1
Is there anything in the world cooler than hitting a homer in front of 45,000+ chanting your name?
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Tweet of the year oh my god
Aaron@aaroncabrera_Sep 29
Cameron Skattebo when JJ McCarthy looks like Jaxon Dart but doesn’t smell like Jaxon Dart
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This clip is amazing
ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🎃@Cambone88Sep 26
I miss Apu; I lose it every time he utters the line "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!" after Skinner tells him his ripoff book idea based on Jurassic Park. 😅 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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Every night before bed…
Frank Ammirante
@FAmmiranteTFJSep 4
Night time routine for fantasy football players from now until kickoff:
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you not a real nigga if you not banned on atleast 1 payment app
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Replying to @Nashtrill
Still have the screenshots of hitting Nurkic over 13.5 rebounds during playoffs l when my son was born…. Baby photo, baby photo, 4U lock ✅, baby photo 😂
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Me to everyone in the room when the TV calls them “unhoused neighbors”
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I hope San Francisco loses by twenty runs tonight because it is the most dangerous and disgusting city I may have ever been
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Hand down man down!
jojocasualbull@jojocasualbullMar 24
Rob Dillingham -
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Favorite play ever, was a great night too!
Ballislife.com
@BallislifeMar 10
14 YEARS AGO TODAY Gerald Green and one of the greatest oops ever!
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doobs retweeted
jake@SourdoughSpamFeb 3
Replying to @BarstoolGruden
You aren’t real friends unless you’re a little nervous about your boy hurting you when you meet up
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This should cause riots around the world. But the people who were duped are just going to pretend not to see this and put it out of mind. I don't understand.
Disclose.tv
@disclosetv11 Dec 2025
NEW - Covid mRNA injections can cause heart damage by triggering immune cells to go on the attack, scientists have found.
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Greatest tweet ever. Eat shit, Rashee Rice
NFL Memes
@NFLMemes8 Dec 2025
Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene
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being subjected to “kimani vidal” weekly while omarion hampton is sidelined with a serious ankle injury is just another reminder that nobody exists on purpose and nobody belongs anywhere, we are all merely here for the sake of it
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wait until Rob Dillingham develops oh man...
Tyler
@tylerbritton_27 Apr 2025
I think the scariest part about Anthony Edwards is that he still has an entire world of untapped potential as an off-ball scorer. Do NOT let him get an elite PG.
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Cade shoving Ron Holland out the way to avoid a tech is a LEADER move ‼️
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Starters are gone, gotta go to the transfer portal tonight
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