Yeah I'm not gonna be a part of monetizing this. You can find me at: @donw@mastodon.coffee

Joined February 2007
I was doing more a slow withdraw than a cold turkey departure, but not being able to use tweetbot is probably enough for me to just rip off the bandage. See you on mastodon, I hope.
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Congratulations Republicans! Today you proved that you were right and that you can flip an electoral loss to a win by redoing an election! You should have specified that it takes 11 tries though.
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Would just one or two be enough? Because that many could vote for McCarthy without changing the outcome. C’mon @RepDonBeyer do it for America.
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Don Whiteside™ retweeted
Y'all have GOT to stop trying to make your own lack of ability to find actual friends into everyone else's problem.
100% remote work combined with a no meeting culture is going to create a large group of lonely, isolated workers
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Weird, why am I blocked by @PlanetofFinks
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This--a legal threat against a venue if it hosts a performance that the government finds distasteful--is the sort of actual censorship that "free speech absolutists" tend to get behind.
.@FloridaDBPR is warning The Plaza Live in Orlando about a drag show scheduled there later tonight. “If minors are allowed to attend this drag show, the Department will take any and all actions available to ensure that you do not pose a threat to minors in the future.”
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He's trying to game advertisers because he doesn't want to accept the number one thing he could to do to sell more ads is to shut up.
LOOK HOW ALIVE WE ARE shrieks man who is definitely not worried his site is dying.
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Don Whiteside™ retweeted
What a day. Got my three questions answered. 1. Jim Jones will find a new leader for the cult. 2. Jim is very confident in the Jonestown team. 3. There is nothing funny in the Kool-Aid.
What a day. Got my three questions answered. 1. Elon will find a new CEO of twitter and he has not lost focus on Tesla 2. Elon is extremely confident about the team at tesla. (succession planning not resolved but solvable) 3. Elon is not selling any more tesla stock. $TSLA
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Fuck the napkin
The only thing I took away from the nymag nepo baby piece. Incredible.
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Michael Shellenberger, reporting on the so-called "Twitter Files" on behalf of Elon Musk, has just published Hunter Biden's email address and phone number.
Replying to @shellenberger
36. And yet it's inconceivable Baker believed the Hunter Biden emails were either fake or hacked. The @nypost had included a picture of the receipt signed by Hunter Biden, and an FBI subpoena showed that the agency had taken possession of the laptop in December 2019.
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Don Whiteside™ retweeted
This is so funny man
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Don Whiteside™ retweeted
No matter how hard Musk's propagandists try to spin this away, there is a very meaningful difference between a ban for serial lying about election outcomes/incitement of violent subversion of the transfer of power on one side, and a ban for invented doxxing on the other.
We get it, you think it's important for Trump to be able to point a violent mob at Mike Pence, and for people to be able to encourage harassment of hospitals, but not to say what airport a billionaire's plane is at. Just say that, stop pretending this is about universal principle
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