ben levy

Microsoft word needs to stop trying to correct grammar.

Sorry, lemme just put on some indie music and retie my boots before lighting this american spirit.

A guy just tried to hand me a bible. I told him "sorry, I don't read fiction"

The fact that 10 countries have agreed to stop IS isn't a hint that maybe they should stop? Does IS they really think they have a chance?

Fuck you Taylor, your series are shitty

The lady at Stanley's learned how to make americanos. Now the everybody who just wanted coffee has one

Apparently airport security plays elevator music in the morning.

Mmm Korean fried rice.

If you keep throwing money at a problem, eventually someone will steal it.

All I need is beer, bikes, and beats

Getting stares riding my bike with a bike frame on my backpack.

The bay area: where the weed is cheap, the houses are expensive, and it only rains in the summer.

I'm a Pisces but I'd rather be a killer whale!

I wish giving cars a love tap while driving was kosher.

Just saw an electric BMW. Looks like a turd on wheels but still, electric BMW.

The best part of drinking coffee at work isn't free coffee or staying awake, its getting paid to poop after.

So far being in court has been musical chairs and a nap.

"The jury must make a decision based on everyday common sense" -just lost all faith in the system.

JD#7: nothing gives me assurance like testimony from a former juror.