Harris Gondal

I first read this poem in 2018 and I laughed and also felt around my scrotum out of anxiety. Nice to read it again and reminisce etc.

I want two random people to get into a nasty argument under this post for my entertainment

Someone pls introduce me to the concept of saving via an artistic medium

What kind of crack do they toss in the polynesian sauce boyh

I don’t have a girlfriend but I have @archivetruther and though it’s not the same, it’s still something.

A day will come, maybe tomorrow or several years from now, when you will stand in front of a mirror and it will feel like you are looking at your face for the very first time, as if you had never seen or known that face before. It will make all your hair stand on end.

Morning punks

Remember if ever my writing became an acquired taste, I’d like each and every one of you assholes to acquire that taste.

a pimpy duplex for my pervy friends

Totally forgot about no nut november and bought some peanuts

Happy birthday to whoever amongst you has a birthday today. Eat a cheesecake and send some to me as well. Or just zelle me five thousand cents and I can get it myself. Happy birthday again, king/queen/jester - whatever you go by

Yes because it’s so easy, Laura. It’s akin to learning how to count up to ten or something.

I just dumped 400 calories into my system. Why tf am I still starving?

pls end this week already

I hope @archivetruther is learning Arabic.

I seriously don’t understand people who wake up and take their coffee on an empty stomach. Can you stop being a sociopath and at least have a cigarette with it?

ever came across a post on your timeline and thought why the fuck am I following this asshole?