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Psst...in the comments, cough up your hype and praises for the game. The most impressive one gets a bonus key!
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I’m in a couple Martha’s Vineyard Facebook groups and they’re all turning on each other. Calling out their friends for not letting migrants in their summer homes
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A friend texted this to me. He’s spot on.
“When the US Senate convenes a weekend session to raise taxes on the American people you know this isn’t a government that works for you but rather against you.”
Think they still want to brag about the Biden economic plan? Lol
Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.
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Good prices have risen across the US according to the USDA
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It sucks about all those kids, but George Floyd was a hero. What a fucking joke.
Except she directly came out and said she supported it. Strong emphasis on “poli” and no emphasis on “fact”
My latest @PolitiFact: No, Stacey Abrams didn’t support the baseball All-Star game boycott of Atlanta, despite what a leading Georgia Republican said.
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I'm seeing a lot of people on the right share this meme. While it may be a strong satirical response to those who get lost in nuance, it fundamentally fails to recognize why the left wants to talk to your kids about sexuality. Let's connect some dots. 🧵 1/23
“Is the Tesla fully charged? No? Well what are we going to do?!” Legit just heard this getting off of my flight. Lmao
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After claiming that Kavanaugh was the ringleader of a roving gang of serial rapists, and accusing Barrett of belonging to a secret Handmaid's Tale cult, the Democrats are now concerned that Republicans are treating their SCOTUS nominee unfairly
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The NR writers have done the work. Hannah-Jones's responses make clear she has not. nationalreview.com/corner/ni…
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"We follow The Science™!"
Eric Garcetti: I held my breath.
London Breed: The spirit moved me.
Stacey Abrams: I had to take a picture.
Gavin Newsom: My mask was on my hand.
Lori Lightfoot: I needed a haircut.
Nancy Pelosi: Same.
Muriel Bowser: I had an election party.
