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This is comedy at its purest. It takes an innately talented person to pull this off

Why are you ignoring the conversation on fake drugs and drinks? Are you a born coward or what are you scared of? Does your family members benefit from this organised multibillion criminal enterprise? Your silence enables more pregnancy failures, cancer diagnosis, liver failures, and ultimately more death of Nigerians. Join sane citizens in holding NAFDAC and SON accountable until they do better. Or until the federal government decentralises them so each state can control consumables and drugs in their respective states. Soro soke werey! #SayNoToFakeDrinks #SayNoToFakeDrugs #SayNoToFakeProducts

If you give up your life to accommodate others, others will bury you to live their lives. Think about it again.

You measure success by one award. I measure it by sold-out arenas, billions of streams, global influence, and people singing my songs across continents. You had government backing and still couldn't convince enough people to back you in your small constituency.. You’re a small boy who came into politics by accident.. You spent 8yrs with the ex president and couldn’t make a change in your poverty stricken community.. We all have different trophies Bashir, I’ll keep inspiring the young ones and generations to come while you wait for the next government job to get crumbs.

If Bruno wanted to be “the face of Portugal,” can you explain who sabotaged Ronaldo’s 2014 World Cup? He scored 61 goals for club that season, won the Ballon d’Or, then Portugal exited in the group stage with just one goal. Was Bruno in the 2018 squad too? Ronaldo scored 44 goals for club that season and four at the World Cup, yet Portugal still went out in the Round of 16. Across six World Cups, Ronaldo has scored 11 goals in total. So why are you attacking one man for a whole team’s failure? Seek therapy man.

If you’re a Manchester United fan who now hates Bruno Fernandes because he didn’t help Cristiano Ronaldo to win the World Cup, then may I suggest that you’re not actually a Manchester United fan, you’re a Ronaldo fan, the footballing equivalent of a Swifty.

Real Nigeria population is not more than 170M. We lie alot with population because they are the basis for resources allocation and also legislative representation. And all sides do it, but what I see mostly is one will deny they do it but others do it. NIN 121M SIM 185M BVN 68M I did my NIN since 2013 in those years many have died but still are counted, for SIM I have 4 registration so I was counted four times, BVN is somehow looking credible but many may also have died.

PRESS RELEASE DEFENCE HEADQUARTERS MOURNS THE PASSING OF RETIRED MAJOR GENERAL RABE ABUBAKAR, REAFFIRMS RESOLVE TO ERADICATE TERRORISM The Defence Headquarters regrets to announce the passing of Major General Rabe Abubakar (Retired), who tragically lost his life in captivity following his abduction. The Armed Forces of Nigeria (AFN) convey its deepest sympathies to the Abubakar family, his colleagues and all Nigerians. Maj Gen Abubakar served the nation with distinction and held many appointments including spokesperson of various military formations as well as spokesman for the AFN as Director Defence Information. He made immense contributions to counter-insurgency operations, professional development of the AFN and numerous other commendable and outstanding impacts. His commitment to duty and to the unity of Nigeria remains a shining example for all personnel of the AFN. The Defence Headquarters withheld public comment on his abduction in deference to ongoing rescue efforts by the AFN and sister security agencies. Every operational resource was deployed in the hope of securing his safe return. This sad loss further strengthens the resolve of the AFN. We will remain resolute in the discharge of our constitutional mandate to defend the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Nigeria and to protect all citizens. In response to series of unfortunate abductions across Nigeria including that of Maj Gen Abubakar, ongoing operations have since been further intensified to bring perpetrators to justice and to dismantle all terrorist networks threatening our nation. We assure Nigerians that the Armed Forces will not relent until peace and security are restored and those responsible for terrorists activities across the nation are held to account. SAMAILA UBA Major General Director Defence Information 13 June 2026

How Nigeria clubs extort their customers Casamigos: ₦250k–₦300k in Nigerian clubs, but £32 in the UK. Don Julio: £120 in the UK, but ₦1.2 million in Nigerian clubs. Martell: £30 in the UK, but ₦300k in Nigerian clubs. Hennessy: £30 in the UK, but ₦400k in Nigerian clubs. And also don’t forget that most of these drinks are fake . Honestly, we need to do better.

Again, I extend my heartfelt sympathy to families of the 39 students and 7 teachers kidnapped from Oriire Local Government Area of Oyo State. This is a throwback video of when President Obasanjo ordered a shoot at sight on OPC members. Fulani terrorists have done enough damage across Nigeria in the last 10 years. They have killed thousands of innocent people across Benue, Plateau, Kaduna and other states. This is a fact. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu (@officialABAT) should order a shoot at sight order against these terrorists who have been going from state to state causing havoc. South West leaders, wake up. Do something drastic to push back against these evil terrorists! Do something!

THE GIST ? One of the Seriki Fulanis in our land has been arrested, Ijebu Ode to be precise. When he was arrested, he was swearing with Allah's name that he has no connection with kidnappers and that he has never been involved in kidnapping whether directly or indirectly. After plenty investigation, he kept saying he knew nothing about the kidnapping in Ijebu Axis. Lol and behold, our brave and smart security officers continued their work and investigation which led them to his house and inside his house, one of the bags that was used to collect ransom from one the people they kidnapped was found inside his kitchen. Finally, he opened up that truly he is aware that one of his sons is into kidnapping. The said son fled but his father who is the Seriki fulani in Ijebu Ode was apprehended alongside some others. Money recovered and some stuff. South West Govenors are sleeping on a lot of things under the guise of politics cos some of them are thinking they will need these monnsters in the future for their political selfishness, so, they don't want to step on toes Why is it so hard for them to come up with total banning of Open grazing in the whole of SW region but creating a RUGA settlement for any herder with cows as against roaming their cattle around ? Create at least one RUGA settlement per senatorial district, and anyone that failed to come to register and use one of the settlements should either bundled out of our region of have him and his cow arrested. Also, the issue of influx of Okada and human loading trailers into SW states especially Oyo, Ogun and Lagos from the North without being checkmated at SW borders before entrance is another thing they must look into and put an end to. It is getting too much and the ways and manners at which they are kidnapping, kpaing and injuring our people is getting too much. Don't let me even talk about how they are seizing our land from our farmers and people in rural areas.

The fact that there are people in Nigeria who depend on drugs to stay alive and some evil souls are gambling with their lives for personal gain. This is a form of terrorism and should be dealt with as such. We need another Dora Akunyili.