𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride) header
𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride) profile picture

willing to help in case of an emergency

Sydney
Joined March 2009
Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)Photo by 𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 (@donjoyride)
I know they say not to share your 6-digit authorisation code but 552025 come ON that's a banger
7
267
Its only a "lethal injection" if it's from the province Killing You otherwise it's just a sparkling needle
1
4
365
In Mongolia, Nancy Reagan just called it "singing"
4
266
The eTalking Commisioner
2
214
Why'd the call it A-League Women and not A-League Of Their Own?
2
7
325
Top 5 of the hottest 100 and still no Dance Monkey - the wife is putting the grange in the decanter!!!
22
724
Getting to the pointy end of the Hottest 100 and still no Tommy Tycho arrangement of Advance Australia Fair. Wrapping the Jansz in a tea towel and popping it in the freezer for a top 5 finish.
1
12
480
Thinking of checking out Happy Gilmore 2, but do I need to have seen the first one
13
1,262
𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 retweeted
I've heard some intel on what the future royalty model looks like, and you're probably not going to like it. Thank you Capital Brief for letting me go off in your ideas section. 1/2
1
2
14
1,335
Listening to this for the first time in a long time and realised - it's NOT about kidnapping a Polish guy?!?! ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯
1
8
366
𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 retweeted
(not really paying attention to terminology) the bureau of meteorology has predicted a bomboclaat in the sydney area
5
48
2,788
𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 retweeted
One day the fourth @Seekae album will be more than a dream
1
3
278
Why they call it the conclave and not the virgin lounge
12
359
Doggies trolley DJ should pull up to CHP; scenes
2
265
What % of voters are just trying to pick the winner
7
318
Reckon the gorillas are talking about it too?
13
334
𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 retweeted
Myself & @donjoyride made all the music for GCP's Next 25 event, from ambient music in The Sphere, to Sundar's walk on. Honoured to open days 1 & 2 with a performance of said music w. @tinaz0ne. This one's for the haters who said 37y.o was too "skibidi toilet" to DJ any more.
The Developer Keynote at #GoogleCloudNext is LIVE! Dive into demos that showcase how AI can streamline software engineering—empowering you to build important apps, services, and agents faster than ever ↓ xitter.cf/i/events/1903100239512…
1
22
1,297
Congrats to new IOC president Kirsty Coventry. On Trump, she said she has experience "dealing with difficult men in high positions". Better would be experience dealing with high men in difficult positions. I just had a tab and my wife wants a lift somewhere. Help president
10
375
𝙅𝙊𝙔𝙍𝙄𝘿𝙀 retweeted
Deepseek just accelerated AGI timelines by 5 years. So focus on the gym. Knowledge work is obsolete. Muscles are all that’s left
376
2,482
369
30,324
2,321,480