@donjay

A mix of technology, politics, dogs, and Bills 💩posting

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Joined December 2007
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Joshua Commanding the Sun to Stand Still, after Luca Giordano, 1690, 📸 by Grace Urbanski
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val@kp556x45Oct 18
why in the fuck did I just watch cookie man try and chip Maxx Crosby
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bbg
@BigBlueGoonieOct 13
Today it was Mevis , tomorrow it could be Youis or I’is. Check in on your fat friends today ❤️
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The NFL has fallen in love with Harrison Mevis, the thicker kicker! (harrison mevis misses one kick) fucking blubbering hogbeast barbecue sauce all of his mouth plant foot covered in frosting thats why he cant kick the ball that and he runs out of breath during the fucking WINDUP
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Steve McGuire
@sfmcguire79Oct 1
Nikole Hannah-Jones: “People have mischaracterized the piece as me saying I regret that we did it. I don’t.”
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When someone tells Joe Brady the Bears have the best offense in football…
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My dream job is “random dudes in hoodies on NFL sidelines”
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Kash Patel’s got that dog in him in the worst possible way
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Ray Kump
@RayKumpSep 11
On 9/11, Seth Macfarlane was supposed to be on one of the hijacked airplanes, but he overslept, and the rest of the hijackers proceeded without him.
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NAH ALL FUCKING OFF-SEASON I HAD TO LISTEN TO DICKSUCKERS TALK ABOUT “AJ BROWN HAS A REAL QB NOW” THIS IS A REAL QB? THIS GUY FUCKING SUCKS LMAO
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Maybe the best one of these they ever did. xitter.cf/402puck/status/2097854…
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mike vrabel asking dianna russini to start tweeting some “joe burrow wants out of cincy” rumors tonight:
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I don't much care for all of this, but I do think there is something kind of relatable about realizing you can't *actually* become immortal and thinking, "OK, second-best option: tomahawk dunking"
Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnsonAug 28
I'm 49, training to dunk. A new PR today: 365 lbs for 2 reps. I’m aiming for a ~35” vertical. At 180 lbs, I'll need a take off velocity of 14.5 ft/s in 0.2 seconds, to generate 585 lbs of force, and 11 kW of peak power. This lift helps build the raw maximal force ceiling.
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Imagine growing up in absolute dirt poverty in east Tennessee, daughter of a tobacco farmer, going to school wearing rags your mother stitched into a coat, and when you die the British royal family has its military band play your up-the-workers country-pop anthem in tribute.
The Royal Family
@RoyalFamilyAug 26
Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.
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Bill Simmons
@BillSimmonsJul 15
If a Boston team lost in the way England just did, I’d honestly need medical attention. And I think my buddy Hench would be dead.
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Sam Neill with a great ‘fart story, and Jeff Goldblum with a great ‘fart story’ put-down. RIP SAM (1947-2026)
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Joe Metz
@JoeMetz34Jul 6
I fear that this is going to go triple-platinum this NFL season
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Everyone in Scotland has suddenly discovered their Mexican ancestry

"VAMOS MEXICO!" - The growing Mexican community in Scotland

Who are Mexico playing next? Never heard of 'em

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