bring out the dancing lobsters

Where the Light is
Joined May 2009
tortured all the time. poet, occasionally
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"you're so private and mysterious" girl, i literally just stay home unless i'm going to work or see the people who are kind to me. idk what else to say
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people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets
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Bill Nye is short for William New Year’s Eve
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“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me
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decided to not buy gifts but do custom snack baskets for all my nieces and nephews and it was a HIT at least three of them were all “these are all my favorite snacks, how did you know???”
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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
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“Taylor Swift donates $1 Million to Feeding America and $1 Million to the American Heart Association” Miserable people online: “That’s it?” “It’s a tax write off” “That’s only a fraction of her wealth” “She’s only doing it for publicity” “There are no ethical billionaires”
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That school just set a terrible precedent that students can walk all over their teachers. Now any student can complain about a deserved bad grade, cry oppression and get their way.
The University of Oklahoma confirms that Mel Curth, the teaching assistant who gave a student a failing grade on a psychology essay, will no longer be teaching.
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This year has been an absolute razor scooter to the ankles I’ll tell you what
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I don’t give a FUCK if influencers are only doing angel trees to make content and if Taylor Swift is writing off bonuses to her staff on her taxes The ends are objectively good and can benefit a lot of people. But sadly society has become too cynical
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americans: we cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries trump:
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
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the fact that people voted to put him in office astounds me not my circus, not my monkeys
WH has installed a series of plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame." On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President" On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"
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people really need to learn how to order at subway cause what do you mean “I’ll get everything except tomatoes, pickles, olives and banana peppers” JUST SAY YOU WANT LETTUCE AND BELL PEPPERS
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Percy Jackson lowkey a Black ass name
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three wise men? I highly doubt that
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why are white people so afraid of becoming a minority? does the US treat minorities poorly or something?
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