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“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me
decided to not buy gifts but do custom snack baskets for all my nieces and nephews and it was a HIT
at least three of them were all “these are all my favorite snacks, how did you know???”
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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.
That school just set a terrible precedent that students can walk all over their teachers. Now any student can complain about a deserved bad grade, cry oppression and get their way.
I don’t give a FUCK if influencers are only doing angel trees to make content and if Taylor Swift is writing off bonuses to her staff on her taxes
The ends are objectively good and can benefit a lot of people. But sadly society has become too cynical
the fact that people voted to put him in office astounds me
not my circus, not my monkeys
people really need to learn how to order at subway cause what do you mean “I’ll get everything except tomatoes, pickles, olives and banana peppers”
JUST SAY YOU WANT LETTUCE AND BELL PEPPERS






















