Nothing makes you feel quite as old as scrolling back 492 months to choose your date of birth.

Just been told there's a game on Roblox called Kick a Friend. That's not what we do to friends. Is it?

Moses parts the Red Sea #StateofOrigin

I've never wanted to be more wrong in my life, but I have a sinking feeling that England will win tonight, either by; a) penalties, or b) controversial goal/no-goal decision Either way, Matildas have brought football in Australia to a new level. #TillItsDone #WomensWorldCup

Meet my Grade 5's Socceroos mascot, Aziz Bearich. He'll be keeping the left hand side of the class in check. @AzizBehich @Socceroos #GiveIt100 #WorldCup

Was fantastic to see @DevStrikers play @WgtnPhoenixFC last night. Great turnout despite inclement weather. Tassie needs an A-League team like tea needs sugar. It just makes it better.

Why does this @abcnews graph read right to left? It hurts my left-to-right brain.

Great article @bengroundwater. I have always thought it strange how us NSWers don't have a strong identification with our state, which I feel is actually a good thing. traveller.com.au/big-bold-ns… via @TravellerAU

What's better than olive oil? Taking part in the world's BIGGEST olive oil tasting, that's what. @CobramEstate xitter.cf/dom83/status/145364009…

Border breach, potentially risking lockdown and COVID deaths. WA: "We'll name, shame and jail them." Tas: "We must maintain their privacy. Also, we'll fine them a whopping $3K" Looking real tough, Tas 🙄

Like I know that the $15 billion spent on the #Olympics were probably far better off allocated on healthcare, education, employment and alleviating poverty but I do love a good old Summer Games.

Apparently horses are "living, human things" according to the commentator. Interesting. #Olympics

So in the equestrian events, do they use their own horses, or are there like house horses that they all have to use? #Olympics

Why aren't the media giving Gladys a despotic nickname like #Gladolf, as they did to #DictatorDan? Oh, I remember. It's because they're all controlled by one guy. #MurdochFreeWorld #COVID19nsw #CovidVic #covidnsw