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Joined April 2020
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This is interestingk idea. Is this meaningk that feelingk purple is wantingk to be killing whole universe?
We can totally dip you in dye and make you so flippinโ€™ purple youโ€™ll have Thanos quaking.
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Comrade Pyotr Quill has chosen correct thingk to be doingk.
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Captain of America knowingk dog is better than cat.
Cosmo is a ๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ๐ฒ good dogโ€” He really likes dogs.
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What Captain of America thinkingk whey powder is beingk made of?
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Everyone be askingk Cosmo this. Cosmo never be askingk you if you are beingk real.
Are his senses mistaken, or is that ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ a talking dog? Surely not. Did he hit his head ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™๐™–๐™ง๐™™ last night?
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Bug source of protein. Good for growingk shrunkingk man.
For those who might be interested to know... Scott has no problem eating bugs.
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"Great for gettingk through space, beingk very fast. Be seeingk why you likingk it so much, Norrin."
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Excellent choice. Glorious day. Be rubbingk behind ears, please.
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Nyet, you were thinkingk about it. Thinkingk man on door have voice like angel, singingk like showman.
โ€ฆ The bouncer snitched?! What do you know that I donโ€™t, Cosmo, please?
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* .ใ€€ หš ย ย ย ย  โ›โ› ๐—ก๐—ฒ๐˜…๐˜? โœโœ ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โŒŒย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย  โŸฒโ‹†โ™ก โŒ .ใ€€ หš
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Answer is large man who work door.
โ€ฆ I donโ€™t go to strip clubs ever! Not even my bachelor party years and years and years ago. We played poker, drank cheap beer and played โ€œwho sings a better rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody.โ€
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Hopping into the nearest available chair, Cosmo shifts slightly, finding that perfect angle before sitting himself down. With his tail curled off the chair, the dog's eyes glow blue while the bowl raises up, hovering closer and sitting before him. Now comfortable and pleased, >
"Seems fair." She shrugged and filled up a dinner plate with biscuits, setting it on the table before getting a cup of coffee for herself. "Please. Take a seat. Biscuits are all yours. I would offer you coffee too, but I have inkling it might make your tummy upset."
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> the retriever's lips curl into what feels like an oddly human grin. "Many thanks, comrade. Coffee is of smellingk good, but make Cosmo feelingk like energetic puppy who always needingk outside." With his eyes once more flashing blue, another biscuit raises from the bowl, >
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> flinging itself suddenly into his mouth where it's chewed to completion. "Mm. Tastingk like gravy. Now, you want Cosmo take, yes? Cosmo once astronaut dog for Soviet Russia, part of program to make cosmonaut with animal population. Also was cat and monkey."
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"Day becomes more glorious. Today, you may be takingk ball before throwingk. You have earned this."
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