half man, half golem | i play blue joker

Joined January 2022
You could dip your balls in the hot melted butter at Red Lobster
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plap plap thats the sound of the police
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5 straight days of life altering masterbation
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No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.
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check out this sheik clip where nothing weird happens (won the set btw)
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Not necessarily my top 9 favourite games, instead I tried to be somewhat faithful to the “shaped who I am” title I almost want to write out every games individual influence on me throughout my life but idk. It’s funny how thematically similar some of these games are tho 😭
9 games is not enough 😭😭 there’s so many more that could be here, it’s hard to choose but this is what I’ve ended up on
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Replaying persona 3 fes (in japanese this time just for practice) and its crazy to me how DOGSHIT TRASH RELOAD IS LMAOOOOO HOLY THEY DID NOT GET IT AT ALLLLLL
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I’m still so mad bruh, reload is more popular than the original too so now i can’t even talk about the game anymore without saying “I’m talking about the original only by the way. Not the new one. Just so we’re clear. I do not associate with that one.”
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i can't wait until mitch mcconnell fucking croaks
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I’ve lost LITRES to the Majoras Mask Grandma 🫠🤤👀🫦 RT if you agree
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You can really TELL that it’s 8 inches firm with a slight curve to the left in this clip
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beach boys moshpit
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What does Nintendo even do bro
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Kirby genuinely does not have last announcement motion
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Highkey hate that OOT artstyle shit is so wack
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P4R looks so much better than dogshit ass P3R i might have to let atlus fool me twice
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white niggas wake up in front of they smart tv mouth dry as hell an get straight 2 watching seth mcfarlane tv shows on loop no glass of water or nothign
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The video is a meme edit—Charlie Kirk is debating, and effects make it look like he's "shot" mid-sentence for comedic effect. No actual harm; he's fine and active as ever.
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