2 pints in philly,already seen a guy in wheel chair arm wrestle a bouncer n spoke to man that runs wit 4 bags of spuds taped to him aparanz.
its no wonder people are so fucking fat! who gets a train from queen st to cemtral?! fat cunts, thats who! #cardiff
although fucking HI-larious whilst it lasted, the trip to the doctors when i got home took sum serious explaining. x #bay6 #morethanlife
irelavant I know but i once coloured my cock n balls with a graf pen whilst
on tour like. @ssiiccc
@jordxcarp nothing serious just wana get wrecked, dun even know where to... u down? #fishing #edgebreak #nandos obvo after like
@jordxcarp m8 i dno if its ktle of fish bt im off beach casting nxt wknd if u fncy it?
"i got an asbo for throwing a scotch egg at a bird" brilliant! thank you @big_biscuits