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gyutan_uma ﹠ kaijucat.
Joined January 2023
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uhmm…can I come in?
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( a defeated look, glancing off to the side. ) i finish my vegetables. most of the times.
( A pat on the cheek. He’ll get over it. ) You can start by finishing your vegetables.
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noooooo. let's get carried by mama.
Alright, I'm takin' back the cute wolf picture.
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( nose scrunching up as he swallows the medicine. ) but it's chocolate milk! how else am i gonna grow up to be a healthy, strong man?
I know this is entirely self inflicted, by the way. ( An index gently lifts his chin. Spoon pressed to lips. ) You left the evidence on the kitchen counter.
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( he is 20 years old. )
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( opening his mouth, hands clutching his stomach——too much chocolate milk. )
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you try telling nuns your dad knows "hawk tuah" and tell me how THAT goes.
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everytime i go to church the nuns pinch my cheeks and ask how my dads are doing and i have to pretend they're normal and not insane
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( a small smile, glad to get his father's reassurance and support. ) thanks, dad——i appreciate it. it'd be great not having to spend a whole practice running laps for once!
Let me talk to him. ‘Kay.ᐣ I know the last thing you want is yer old dad causing a fuss, but he’s being 𝑢nreasonable. ( A pat to his arm, but focus drawn elsewhere. 𝗗aydreaming. )
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it simply wasn't that serious . . .
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it's funny until he does it to YOU mid uno round.
Sometimes mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table, not to suggest or imply anythin' but just to change the situation a little。
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loudly went 67 during practice and my coach just looked at me pointed for me to run laps again :(
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we won 7-6 btw. it was awesome.
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