Captain Planet nigga where are you

san diego
Joined December 2013
[SPOILERS on You Can See Everything] the "whos on first" part is so damning to me because it leads you into believing that she genuinely doesn't understand how her words come off, but if you stop and think for two seconds you know that, at least to me, she was aware of the logical through line he was attempting and intentionally played dumb like to an obtuse level to give credence to his line of thinking, making her come off as more a̶u̶t̶i̶s̶t̶i̶c̶ aloof rather than calculated. there is zero chance that she unironically doesn't get or at the very least cant infer why the misunderstanding was funny.
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Today, I received a threatening letter at my Grand Rapids, Michigan office that contained unidentified white powder. The letter, which claimed to be from the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), made a direct and specific reference to an impending “civil war” beginning after the election. The letter sent to my office is similar to those received at other congressional offices across the country. The DSA has not yet addressed the attacks, either to condemn them or to take or deny responsibility. The Grand Rapids Police Department and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) responded immediately. Threats and extremism are not signs of strength—they are signs of a weak mind and weak character. Political intimidation has no place in our democracy, and leaders must condemn it, not excuse it. I’ll keep standing up to bullies on the right and the left.
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Do you know how many committees and debates a terrorist attack would have to go through at DSA before it was approved?
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Jaguars are in 100% control of the AFC South with their first divisional game next Sunday.
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Celebration of the Manifesto of Oct 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim
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WE HAVE THE MANDATE FROM GOD
Liam Coen's reaction to the @Jaguars game-winning field goal is unreal.
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Oh shit consistent scheduling? they must have faith in the show its really good
First poster for ‘COMMON SIDE EFFECTS’ Season 2. Releasing January 24 on Adult Swim.
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what are we gonna do if it happens again
LeBron James’ helicopter arrives to pick him up from Sixers practice:
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fuck i was worried that that "robin Williams" line would age poorly not because its bad but it misses the context of his recent death at the time, now it doesn't hit the same
Seth MacFarlane is at his funniest when he’s making theatre kid jokes.
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Heartbreaking: Autistic who thinks they're fairly well socialised discovers they have "the voice"
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ANDREW TATE ALLEGEDLY HAD BEASTIALITY PORN WITH HORSE AND EEL, ᵛⁱᵈᵉᵒˢ ᵒᶠ ᵐⁱⁿᵒʳˢ
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors. Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
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Boss call made
#TexasSenate Jasmine Crockett supports all Democrats running for office in Texas "including James Talarico." "I support all Democrats. Yes that includes James Talarico, who I endorsed the day after the election."
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Kneel to the teal stay mad
Jags fans gonna parade around after winning on the final drive by 5… - Where Burrow threw 2 picks - Bengals had 17 total rushing yards - No Ja’Marr Chase for 3 quarters - No Tee Higgins the final drive
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The squirrel has always been a little nuts
Anyone know what’s going on with the very sudden smear campaign of @zei_squirrel?
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Crucial figure oddly omitted from this rouge gallery
Hegseth: "Send me to right the Redcoats, send me to fight the communists, send me to fight the Islamists. Send me."
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Didn’t they just disqualify religious studies as a major from receiving federal student loans?
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"
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show quality aside how the fuck did seth get David Lynch to be a regular on this random ass spin off
What was supposed to be the show's audience? Who did you make it for? Like, some black guy who never met another black guy?
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