Get to work

at home remedy for stress relief

me after posting on the brand instagram waiting for you to be entertained

trying to hack into the national emergency alert system to tell everyone that it’s our 5th birthday today and every starter pack comes with a free travel bag ($20 value)

brands emailing you for a review 1 second after it’s delivered

so basically the brand is called doe because doe refers to female deer and they have long lashes but they realized a few years later that doe also included rabbit, ferret, kangaroo so now they’re going through an identity crisis

my boss asking me why I come to zoom looking like this so i said i was trying other brand's heavy lashes ʰᵉ ᵈᵒᵉˢⁿᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᶦᵗˢ ⁴²⁰

DMing frank ocean's management to sub us in for weekend 2 so you guys won't be let down a second time

what did I tell y’all about that ALL👏🏽 DAY👏🏽HOLD👏🏽

TODAY is your last day to shop our entire website with 30% off … save some $$ on all those holiday gifts 🛍

tag yourself I’m the only one wearing a seatbelt and looking admirably

this is your call to stock up ASAP! 30% off SITEWIDE!

You’re in her DM’s… we’re walking around glued to her EYELIDS. We are not the same 🤷🏻‍♀️