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If you are still buying wines like Agor, 4th street, 4 cousins or liquors like American Honey, I can tell you for a fact, GUARANTEED.
You are buying fake.
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instagram has brainwashed an entire generation into thinking expensive international trips are a life goal, even when they don’t even own a house.
the west convinced you to fly thousands of miles, blow your savings, take 200 pictures and call it “finding yourself.”
every country has mountains, beaches and pretty streets.
western tourism propaganda is working exactly as intended.
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Nigerians living in Nigeria have been sidelined from the global job market. Your skills do not matter as a Nigerian; your location does.
So we are supposed to believe the Nigerian Police Headquarters actually sent her that invite riddled with grammatical errors? 😭😭
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8.15 millions Raw abiding citizens.
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There is something about Favour you cannot design ! Multiple people had built that game but one person goes viral
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can you please edit the game and add a character name; Agatha and place her on the road.
leave the rest to me, sir.
thank you.
I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌
Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download.
danfo.horpey.dev/
#LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame
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Hi @eureka_seamless,
Is what you're doing to our riders on the road fair?
Please check your DM, we left something there 🤭
I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌
Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download.
danfo.horpey.dev/
#LagosRun #Lagos #IndieGame
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The monetization path for this guy is insane
He could pull $100k in sales in 30 days
Stickers -All them pasuma and Fuji music
Billboard Ad
Fines
Spare parts
Affiliates
Revenue share
7,000 drivers in 2 days. 🚌
I built Lagos Run in my spare time, and you turned it into a whole Lagos traffic jam. Thank you for every score, every "pooon", every bug report.
Big updates are coming: agbero, LASTMA, new buses, and an Independence Day paint on Oct 1. 🇳🇬
Follow @eureka_seamless so you don't miss them 👇
danfo.horpey.dev
#LagosRun
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When u start trying to sell ur land and u no see buyer, u go come Dey wonder how dem take convince u when u be wan buy Dey land 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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They're calling it the greatest pull the ladder up of all time.
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I’m just getting home, and you won’t believe this 😭😂 This thing was only ₦3,300 at SinoMart (the Chinese store), but Omo Yibo has been selling the same thing for ₦15,000! 😭💀
I literally got it for ₦3,300! 😂😂
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48 hours later and you’re all still discussing me. 😭
Anyway, whilst you’re here - hi! I’m Raani & I run Sarani Events. 🤍🧚🏽♂️
Planning an event in Lagos, London or beyond? You’ve found the right woman!
IG: @saranievents
WhatsApp: +234 916 000 4269
saranievents.com/contact
Number two is so real!!
I've seen a handful of people who hit a big bag in crypto. Reminds me of those hey days of Bitcoin. If you find yourself suddenly with a $100K, $500K or even $1M or above bag from trading or crypto (or really anything else) here are some tips I'd love to share with you.
First: do not tell majority of the people around you. In fact, it's a bit better to post it on X where you can always delete it. But for those who know you in person, only tell extremely few people and let them be people to whom that money is no big deal. Write it in your journal or share with only your closest people, who can keep a secret.
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I was speaking to a friend 2day about the illiquidity of the NGX and he asked me, “Why not launch a market maker for the NGX?”
so I began researching into why nobody is doing this at scale.
Ladies and gentlemen, the problem is APC and their yeye policies.






























