Birmingham comedian & comedy writer. Cheeky one-liners, brand humour, and social-first jokes.
Birmingham
Joined December 2009
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The UK is banning incest and choking porn, but if anyone is still able to watch it, don't forget moms the safe word 😁😁
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#worldcupdaily
America have completely denied the use of the tournament as a sponsorship cash cow, and have reiterated that it's all about winning this Trophy 🙌🙌
🤖 Made with AI
#misfits if he’s going to call himself big stacks , then I’m definitely big snacks
He’s battered furniture because he lost at ally pally, I reckon IKEA should name a table after him now LEFT UPPER CUTA
#PDCWorldChampionship #IKEAのサメ
My grandad came from Dublin to Birmingham in 1926.
He wasn’t supposed to — but that’s Ryanair for you
@Ryanair @RyanairPress
I’m banned from Aldi.
Phoned about a broken toaster and they said, “Return it exactly how you received it.”
So I went in and threw it at the cashier.
@AldiUK you lot are too literal
stephen dodd retweeted
As I've stated I will be going to the commons to speak face to face with the RT Hon Sir Stephen Timms about the treatment of terminally ill people claiming benefits that are not eligible for fast track because they live longer than 12 months. Will people post a tweet to the Rt
stephen dodd retweeted
Stephen Dodd talks about his attempt at weightloss. Watch the full episode of Friday Night Comedy Live on ustreme.com NOW! #foryoupagе #jimdavidson #fypシ゚ #fyp #comedian #reccomended #standup #comedynight #recommended #comedytiktok #standupcomedy #comedyvideo
#ENGvIRE how fast is that tongue, things you can say during sex and watching cricket
