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Oh sorry I’m 2 hours late to work, I’m weaning off one of my antidepressants And I can’t stop crying?

Calling a handful of spring mix “salad” should be illegal

It’s not lost on me that getting a tooth removed is a good excuse to eat as many noodles as I want

Why did the broth people and the plant milk people pick the same container for their product

I’m always messing with the ac dials like is there a setting of ac that is comfortable or is it just tundra vs. gym sock

One of the worst things to maybe ever happen is when you order something online you get emails for the rest of your life

Since threads came out I don’t want to use threads or twitter? Rich people ruin everything

Changing my meds again bc the ones that made me sane made me bloated but now I feel insane again so I guess the choices are bloated or ennui + extreme anxiety

Not my suggested ads being the croco bells

Can’t tell if I should call myself a retired hot person or a hot person who has fallen from grace

If I could only eat one meal for the rest of my life I’m not quite sure what it would be but I think it would involve rice beans and corn tortilla

I’ve literally never seen my stepdad take 1 sip of water

Why do we all have dreams we pull out our own teeth

Linen is the biggest scam. It’s like you think you’re going to look effortless and chic but you look like a crumpled napkin within seconds of leaving your house.

I am drinking white claws on my couch and maybe cried at a dog video just saying

I feel awful all the time no I haven’t touched a vegetable in days why might you ask that ?

I’m going to bed

I feel like food gets stuck in my throat more often recently, can anyone tell me what that is, besides what google said? Bc google said it’s a medical emergency.