Interesting technological advancement. Call me when you achieve deliciousness. #VR=#VeryRefreshing xitter.cf/docpemberton/status/63…
All this music festival talk has me reminiscing about the good ol’ times with the band. #IceColdJams
A summer session of simultaneous sipping and sliding? Sounds splendid. #SipNSlide #HappyHackSummer
I'm accredited for my refreshing achievements, but most are unaware of my #LesserKnownInventions like the #Catochord.
I went and #GOT my beard festooned in honor of tonight's titillating recommencement. #BeardComplimentsAreComing
Cyberspace is full of cyber-shenanigans. I just replied to some Twitter tomfoolery with #MakeItHappy.
My friends often say, “Keep your chin up, Doc.” Little do they know I have to or else my beard gets doused in Coca-Cola.
I've always said beards are souls you wear on your face. I occasionally feed my soul small droplets of my invention.
A lot of things are better now than in the 1890s, but @CocaCola isn't one of them because I'd already invented it by then. #TrueStory
While one should not judge a book by its cover, please do judge a beverage by its can. #ItsWhatsDeliciousInsideThatCounts
@MahrissahJane Marissa, here’s a melody for you unlike any played on your household gramophone. vine.co/v/M3EUE5iieHa
@ThisIsAdamVanEe Allow me to serenade you with a melodious chant of your very own, Adam. vine.co/v/M3ET7adiq1X
. @kkkyyyyllleeee This little ditty, Kyle, was composed solely for your ears’ enjoyment. vine.co/v/M3003OO3Aj1
@Suck_My_Niick Nick, here’s a melody for you unlike any played on your household gramophone. vine.co/v/M30T6XYEdDH
@TheTRoberts This little ditty, Tyler, was composed solely for your ears’ enjoyment. vine.co/v/M306h2BIwxB
@6Taylor6Zenner6 This little ditty, Taylor, was composed solely for your ears’ enjoyment. vine.co/v/M305hdpaF7b
@JC_Godin This little ditty, Jay, was composed solely for your ears’ enjoyment. vine.co/v/M30mKD0wnW1
@KatMaund May I present to you your diddy, Kat. vine.co/v/M32UIzHKxtY
Doc Pemberton retweeted
No matter how old the photo, our Dad @docpemberton never seems to change. #HappyFathersDay #ThanksForInventingUs





