@dob86

- Northamptonian in Leicester/Walsall - O&G Doctor - @Greendocscott’s Simpsons meme account -@scottmabbutt.bsky.social - S̶t̶i̶l̶l̶ o̶n̶ t̶w̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶- #MUFC

 Leicester, England
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Joined March 2009
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This account is going on (hopefully permanent) hiatus. See last 2 tweets. I’m on the blue sky place as per my bio. Maybe I’ll return after the next Vergangenheitsbewältigung.
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It’s sad because the jokes and the medic chat and football banter is all still great but the level of decency here has just proudly tanked.
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I’m sorry. If this reported tweet doesn’t meet the definition of poor conduct, I’m out of here. You’re welcome to this grimy little fash circle jerk.
Tweets dropping 3 r- slurs

ALT Tweets dropping 3 r- slurs

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Me in 2029 when all the current Trump staffers write their memoirs & tell us they never liked him from the get go.
Some cocks can’t be unsucked

ALT Some cocks can’t be unsucked

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#MUFC have found themselves a new defender! Leicester singing “Heaven Knows I’m miserable now”
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40 hours later once I’ve figured out the grind: #ELDENRING
Scott@dob8627 Feb 2025
Right, I’ve given 5 hours to Elden Ring and having to tap out despite every gamer i know telling me not to. I can’t. Hate it. I’ve got nowhere, learned nowt, beaten no one and seemingly no further in the story. ?skill issue but don’t care. I want to enjoy games. This is work.
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Scott retweeted
Scott@dob863 Sep 2023
So, most of the non-fiction I’ve been reading recently can be distilled into “Here is a big problem with the world”. And folks, I think I’ve noticed a pattern.
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I still don’t have an adequate explanation for why sunak called it early. 😂
Scott@dob8620 Sep 2023
No way is there’s going to be a snap election. Tories know they’re smoked. Why miss out on another 15 or so pay cheques?!
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My favourite jd Vance tweet.
Scott@dob8627 Jul 2024
Slughorn having to break the statute of secrecy when JD Vance came over.
Slughorn as a sofa

ALT Slughorn as a sofa

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My boomer opinion is fast becoming “shops should have a phone number I can call to check if they have a service i need” Using a rubbish chat bot then just chancing it was not good. However the lads in the bike repair at Putney Road @Halfords_uk are brilliant.
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I mean…
John Burn-Murdoch
@jburnmurdoch14 Mar 2025
NEW 🧵: Is human intelligence starting to decline? Recent results from major international tests show that the average person’s capacity to process information, use reasoning and solve novel problems has been falling since around the mid 2010s. What should we make of this?
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Ah NHSE getting abolished should set off some “hot take” alarm in me. But it hasn’t. The clipboard will just have a different logo on it. I think this is my 4th “NHS shakeup” and I’ve only seen poor staffing and infrastructure.
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How McBain deals with haters…
How do you sleep at night?

ALT How do you sleep at night?

On a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies

ALT On a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies

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Get in losers we’re scrubbing our plasma

ALT Get in losers we’re scrubbing our plasma

Bryan Johnson
@bryan_johnson14 Mar 2025
You can start your party at 6 pm instead of 9 pm and be just as cool.
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Been concerned about foreign invasions since the huns 👀
Part Time Fan 🏴🏳️@PTFblog13 Mar 2025
I have no idea how these absolute crackpots can hold that up and not literally implode with the embarrassment of it all. That is the most cringeworthy thing that Scottish football has ever done 😂
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Having a 2010 “analogue” car never struggles for signal to play music, never locks me out randomly, never gets hacked. I love my i30.
nic carter
@nic_carter13 Mar 2025
I just want a car that is 0% computer
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Hi @stwater I’ve just been on hold for 34 mins and you’ve hung up on me. I’m trying to give you money. You seem incapable of setting up a direct debit. Sort yourself out.
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I bet @stwater will become incredibly efficient in a few months when they try to pursue an unpaid bill.
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Another fruitless hour on hold to @stwater - another broken promise of a “call back today”
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Homer naked covered in shower curtain

ALT Homer naked covered in shower curtain

The Mirror
@DailyMirror13 Mar 2025
Ex-Tory mayor 'died in drug den with plastic bag over head tied to chair for sexual pleasure' mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/ex…
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What the president is atm. #RedAlert was really the best game
Tesla trooper

ALT Tesla trooper

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