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Sparrow Bragging About T-Rex Ancestry Actually Descended From Some Bitch-Ass Lizard bit.ly/2DhIMJa
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Exciting news: I’ll be teaching as an adjunct at two universities in three separate departments for another academic year (contingent on six-month contracts). It’s truly a dream come true.
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top fears in lab 1. unbalanced ultracentrifuge 2. ultracentrifuge during earth quake 3. unbalanced centrifuge 4. centrifuge during earthquake 5. coworker running unbalanced ultracentrifuge 6. coworker running unbalanced centrifuge 7. ultracentrifuge decides it’s my time
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hil@plume__Apr 20
microplastics in brain bad. neuroplasticity good. make it make sense
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the meji@mejitwoApr 18
but would your thesis defend YOU?
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She will. She will if I sing good.
dandori@dand0riApr 6
white-throated sparrow been singing in my backyard for nearly 24 hr straight. she not gonna fuck u lil bro 😂
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Aaron
@anesmithbeckMar 31
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𝒵𝒾𝓀✯
@_GottalovezikFeb 24
animals are so crazy because why is your mom only one year older than you?
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Majooo@Mhonarissaa12 Nov 2025
Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.
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selinam@bennynotblanco5 Nov 2025
I just know bugs rent these out for weddings
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Andrew Côté
@Andercot3 Nov 2025
Oddly enough this is basically how life started
abcdent
@abcdentminded2 Nov 2025
Attention everyone I have successfully crafted a closed ring of oil in my ramen broth. This marvelous shape prevents surface tension from drawing the blob into a disc as usual. After ten minutes of observation, it has proven stable. The entire paradigm has been overturned tonight
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Ladies if you go to his apartment and his fridge is full of sequencing primers for his plasmid collection you DO NOT date him you deserve a man who does whole plasmid sequencing
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wait you guys are picking one or the other??
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We recorded a cover of Ed Sheeran's "The A Team". We rewrote this melancholy ballad, originally about homelessness and substance abuse, to reflect the experience of doing a PhD, and somehow made it even more depressing: youtube.com/watch?v=nQ7WNtyn…
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jay ✰
@jayythewave30 Jul 2025
this is the spot where i met the funniest people in my life
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limpkin@acealeam31 Jul 2025
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a@aallleeexxxxxx131 Jul 2025
hm… i don’t really know about this guy
Science girl
@sciencegirl31 Jul 2025
Telescopefish, a rare deep-sea creature known for its eyes adapted for spotting bioluminescence
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Mikael 👻
@BacardiCapital30 Jul 2025
Me doing my work mandated compliance training
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Zac 🍒@World0fEcho17 Jun 2025
this is one of my favorite pictures
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Neil Renic@NC_Renic18 Jun 2025
I am once again pitching my romantic comedy: - two academics start dating - discover they are each other's terrible reviewer - hijinks ensue Working title: Love is Double-Blind
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Ubadah Sabbagh
@neubadah18 Jun 2025
Was not prepared for the graphical abstract
Berger Lab@berger_lab17 Jun 2025
Excited to share our latest manuscript in @CellCellPress. Here we discovered neuropeptides that specify and reprogram the division of labor in leafcutter ants! penntoday.upenn.edu/news/wha…

What can tiny molecules in ants and naked mole-rats tell us about societal roles? | Penn Today

PIK Professor Shelley Berger and colleagues explored the genetic basis of labor distribution in communal-dwelling species and discovered that pathways dating back hundreds of millions of years are...

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