What would an episode of @theofficenbc look like during the coronavirus outbreak? DM suggestions only from quarantine. Thank you essential workers! *PARODY*
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Dwight: Schrute blood is immune to viruses. We simply tell our bodies not to get sick, then the virus does not affect us.
Michael puts Toby alone in a permanent Zoom breakout room all day instead of zooming with the rest of the group
Ryan says he’s found a cure, but he needs 10 more investors to be financially ready to release the vaccine
Dwight: What is Michael Scott’s biggest fear?
Ryan: Loneliness, maybe women.
Dwight: Wrong. He is not afraid of anything. I also would’ve accepted COVID-19.
Hearing that COVID-19 is more dangerous for the elderly, Creed takes measures things into his own hands.
Stanley: Getting paid to sit at home? In my air conditioned house? 6ft away from my wife? It’s not exactly my lighthouse, but I’ll take it.
*Michael calls Jan*
Hey Jan it’s me, Michael. I’m just calling to say that I think we need to practice social distancing... permanently.
Gabe discovers that Zoom hosts can see text conversations after a meeting.
He reads all of Jim & Pam’s messages making fun of him. He suspends them w/o pay for 3 days live on Zoom.
Toby sends them texts them that Gabe can’t do that.
Jim & Pam decide to take the long weekend.