@dmertl

Mastodono: [email protected]

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Joined January 2008
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meanwhile 🇺🇦 police
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lol @pizzahut did you make the text of your login code email not selectable? Who is working over there...
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we told zohran if he wants to celebrate national coming out day he needs to stand in the pouring rain and watch a drag show. so here we are
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Replay Of That Chp crusier Crashing From SkyKcal @RoadSageLA
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did @_MG_ get a shoutout on Zero Day?
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Your password must contain two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man
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comply
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some fun experiments stretching space
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God Complex
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Having an Uber Geek moment on orbit; I took a Teflon knitting needle and got charged water drops to orbit around it.
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Hakeem Jeffries kinda looks like black Jerry Seinfeld
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Technically shouldn't it be, "to suffer the bullets and arrows of outrageous fortune..." No one's hurling the sling at you
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Thinking about moving to a biome. Maybe taiga? Depends on what natural resources are available there for development.
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Me on my way to work
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Drones don't care if you're special forces
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I'd like to be the first to welcome the world destroying asteroid, and, as a fan of 1990s cinema, would never dare to perform a sick astronaut space walk as we board a rocket in a last ditch attempt at detonating several nuclear devices inside while aerosm space.com/the-universe/aster…
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Why women needs pockets
Spencer Althouse
@SpencerAlthouse16 Feb 2025
Emma Stone just walked by me on the SNL 50th red carpet with popcorn stuffed in her dress lol
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Forgot that JD Vance would have to talk in front of the rest of the world. Somehow its less embarrassing when he exists only on US TV.
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