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Oh my god xitter.cf/i/grok/share/E6i4LgzMS…
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🚨 OMG. This reporter just called illegals "undocumented," DeSantis corrected him, and the reporter re-phrased the question because of it.
REPORTER: Florida has hundreds of thousands of undocumented immigrants-
GOVERNOR DESANTIS: -The statutory term, per the Trump administration, is ILLEGAL alien. Undocumented is like - if I forget my wallet when I go drive. This is intentional to come in illegally. They aren't just "missing a document." They violated the law. And with the help of cartels in many cases.
REPORTER: OK, I'll rephrase. Florida is home to hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants, illegal aliens...
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Trump asks a Hurricane Helene victim to name his insurance company after they denied relief
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Oh look, the Feds put their 'patriot front' costumes on in DC today...
Again, no conservative would ever cover their face.
The Trump administration should figure out who every single one of these clowns is.
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Spencer Torkelson in 2023:
.233 AVG
.758 OPS
31 HR
94 RBI
The Mets are considering acquiring him via trade per @ragazzoreport.
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Carlos Slim is a Mexican billionaire worth over $70 billion. He is the largest shareholder in publicly traded shares of The New York Times.
He also is known to have significant ties to the drug cartels in Mexico. You don’t become a billionaire in Mexico without being part of the network that is controlled and protected.
The NYT knows who their owners are connected to and are pushing the narrative that supports Carlos Slim’s business interests and his partners.
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Oh my god @DrLupo I think they’re using the thing 💍 oh my god
Nighttime erection data from my 19-year-old son, @talmagejohnson_, and me. His duration is two minutes longer than mine.
Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.
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BREAKING: President Trump lays out two conditions for federal aid to California:
1) Voter ID
2) Let the water flow
"Voter ID for the people of California, [and] the water to be released. And they'll get a lot of help from the U.S."
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Gavin Newsom says there’s not a “spigot” that can be turned on to solve California’s water problems.
Here’s a video of 20,000 cubic feet per second of water that is purposely being redirected into the ocean in California:
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How ‘bout them Rangers? I haven’t seen a mid-season turnaround like this since the 2024 New York Mets.
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🚨BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance casts the decisive vote, confirming Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense, 51-50
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Trump says he’s cancelling windmills and solar fields
He says they destroy property values, barely offset their own carbon footprint, and kill animals





























