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This is what you get if you look up “baller” in the dictionary (I don’t make the rules) – at College Station, TX
Something I think about more than I should is how much @Moes_HQ has fallen off in the last decade.
TIL (prepare for mundanity) it’s “the Jevons Paradox” NOT “Jevon’s Paradox” — the dude’s name was Jevons. So really it’s Jevons’s Paradox.
Just crunched the numbers and the Sweet 16 teams are a combined 48-0 in the last week. Incredible stat.
It has to be excruciating for @JonRothstein to have to do the post-game interview and thus delay a key “Nate Oats. My Cousin Vinny” tweet.
Truly incredible of Alfredo, after Italians had been cooking pasta with butter and cheese for centuries, to come along and be like, “I made this”.
The restaurant at Pensacola International Airport is one of the purest “airport beer” vibes in the country
If anyone out there wants a 4 bed/4 bath house with 53 acres, a pool, and fiber internet, ours is #forsale! #alabama #realestate
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It's the TaxSlayer dot com Gator Bowl on January 2nd at nearly 8 PM. Taunting should be allowed, nay, encouraged after every play.
Speeding like this is awful, but speeding in the vicinity of the Mercedes plant is an especially profound lapse in judgment










