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The coachella lineup doesn’t matter once you’re on acid in the polo fields. The acid will take you where you need to go
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i used to fight tooth and nail when it came to who topped and who bottomed in ships i liked but then i started having lesbian sex irl again and realized it lowk doesnt matter
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Si una mujer muestra interés en ti hay dos opciones
1. Es un agente del Mossad
2. Es una agente al servicio de la República Popular China
















