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"mystery actor"
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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I have been watching two different people and didn’t know it
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Me if I had a selfie with dua lipa
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seeing someone log a movie you like but there’s no rating, review, or heart
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We’re fucked
Get your high-vis on, Oil Country. Let’s get back to work. 🦺 Tonight, we celebrate 10 years @RogersPlace as the Oilers open their 2026-2027 campaign. #LetsGoOilers
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This is my biggest unanswered question about 9/11 and I am so happy to put my mind to rest after all these years
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lady gaga the only person to ever put sunglasses on to reveal their identity
10 years ago today, Lady Gaga filmed her guest appearance on RuPaul’s Drag Race
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Didn't they make a cartoon about this ;) Good morning, True Crimers. Have a great day! #truecrime #WileECoyote
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If you’re not following this account of a Japanese man abroad in America, you should be.
I needed to move a sofa. I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?" I did not know anybody with a truck. He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name. "You gotta know somebody with a truck." I asked how one acquires such a person. He said, "You just do." This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having. He said, "Ask Kevin." I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle. I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius. Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES. Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man. I had not asked for a second man. The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves. They moved the sofa in eleven minutes. I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not. I asked what I owed them. Kevin said, "Buy the pizza." That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size. Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE. We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it. Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive." I still think about that. Three weeks later, Kevin texted me. "You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge." He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge. Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF. I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms. Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck. I said, "Yeah, I got a guy." I have a guy. I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me. He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size." I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.
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pulling a CRAZY RARE business card
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Standard Time vs Daylight Saving Time is an IQ test. The US House of Representatives just failed it.
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Everyone on Linkedin should be watching House of Dragons. They keep dropping Career Gems. In the last episode Rhaenyra blessed us with the best auto email reply, that I will be using going forward "I am awash in dilemmas and deficiencies. Let me find my footing and I will attend to your request." Whoever wrote that line…I know your pen was on fire.
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this gun from the Simpsons
worst fictional gun that you ever seen
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Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️
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I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.
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Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL
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This is the best Belgium have played in years, they’re fuelled on pure hate 😭😭
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another pinterest banger
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