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Author trapped in the body of an Accountant. Don't worry, she's fighting to get out. Never thought I'd become this opinionated, yet here I am!

Ontario, Canada
Joined January 2018
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I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
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Wouldn't it be a shame to make Katie's ostrich go viral and make these tyrants become famous around the world. Resolve to resist by standing up for #savetheostriches. Stand by Katie and the Universal Ostrich farm's dancing ostrich @OstrichFarmBC @InspectionCan & @rcmpgrcpolice & @MarkJCarney need to stand down so the farmers can feed their healthy ostriches! @elonmusk
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DM Porters retweeted
"If a rapist wishes to engage in undocumented love making with you, please assume a receptive position." - Canada [It breaks my heart to see what has become of this once proud nation.]
🚨 NEW: Police chief in Canada calls on all residents to comply with the criminal home invader if they ever find themselves in such a situation - and DO NOT fight back. "The best defense for most people? Comply."
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VOTE for Change TOMORROW. Find your nearest polling location: elections.ca
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The pollsters and media are trying to demoralize you out of desperation. If you haven’t voted you need to show up in numbers on Monday. VOTE!
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Tsunami or Blue Wave?! 🌊 Bring it Home! 💙 @PierrePoilievre #Canada #cdnpoli #PierrePoilievreForPM
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As a 17 year old in Canada, I am very nervous about my future in this country if the Liberals win again. Please if you are reading this, vote conservative for the younger generations!!
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Where the fuck is your line in the LIBERAL fuckin sand? Another 1/4 trillion in debt? Home equity tax? Attack on RRSPs? Full-Blown Communism HOW can you be SO FUCKING STUPID Canada?!
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I love that the CPC costing plan was audited by two individuals who have impeccable credentials - a former Chief Economic Analyst at Stat Can and a former Associate Deputy Minister at Finance. Still looking for who audited the liberal plan.
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Conservative CHANGE Plan: 1. Cut the Liberal deficit by 70%, cutting waste, consultants, bureaucracy—For a Change 2. Cut income tax 15%—For a Change 3. Axe sales tax on new homes—For a Change 4. Lock up criminals—For a Change 5. Put Canada First, by bringing home our jobs—For a Change Read the plan at forachange.ca/
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At least Trudeau openly admitted to never thinking about monetary policy. Because the guy whose entire career revolved around monetary policy apparently sucks at it even worse.
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You see, I'm not spending $200 on scratch lotto tickets, I'm *investing* $200 on scratch lotto tickets. I'm an economist.
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Vote Conservative.
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"This photo will define this Canadian election. This older gentleman, giving the double middle finger at a Mark Carney rally, with a big smile on his face, is a representation of an entire class of people that does not care that you won’t be able to afford a home, that does not care that you won’t be able to have and raise kids in this country, that does not care about the fact that their country and culture is being completely destroyed and decimated from underneath them. This is the face of people who laugh and smile at the fact that you’re complaining about the state of this country" Canadian Boomers will be the last generation to prosper in Canada.
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It took until the last week, but we finally got the meme of the campaign
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