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wlint

@dlril_

i steal @dril and @dril_gpt2 tweets but change them to be about @blaseball

Joined August 2020
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sushi place i get my Specialty Rolls from apparently thinks its ok to just fill the takeout box with wet pretzels. dirty & unprofessional
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were done trying to rescue Bad Teams. my show will be called Roster Shredder, ill go to the worst ballparks & knock shit around
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seems weve all forgotten i won the official "Melt the coin" contest and have still not melted the coin or received an equivalent cash prize.
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im being pelted with peanuts im being thrown things at
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Bets are valid. Voting is not valid. The ticker is NOT valid. STriking out is valid. Forgetting your password is valid, & so on
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if you follow my account you are protected from umps. you are protected from all [REDACTED].
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blaseball is much like CHess....
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going to start saying shit to girls like "the roundup is like garfield on Combos" until i get my honorary degree from Harvard revoked
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need to raise uhhhh 140000 peanuts so i can get my child Kiki Familia out of the hall at age 1 day
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my posts are on Lock Down until the wyatt mason situation is resolved . do not look at my page
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Shooting a salmon through my park and bbreaking all my items with a hammer and redacting my pitcher is little dick energy
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who the fuck is scraeming "NO POSTING" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop posting
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please check out my piece in TIME magazine "Why i shelled my rotation at an election for fun and Why it matters" the worst article ever written
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some of mother fuckers think to win the Ego Boost award is a GOOD thing!
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daily reminder that the idea of "GEtting incinerated" is a societal illusion & everything you do is healthy no matter how much youre punished for it
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(pointing at some bull shit on the feed) You see that?? Theyre from before
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"Instability is like the most virulent form of cold" -just one of the 100,000 emails i have sent to Ashton Kutcher
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if i had The Iffey Jr i could easily beat the shit out of any ump alive
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i forgive Games This tweet was sent from the high way at 99mph
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the first successful human cloning was performed on me last night at 11:59pm. they named the clone "wyatt mason". im watching them sleep right now
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