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Laser-brains

Sebastopol, CA
Joined May 2013
“Why is balloon so much larger than this stone, and yet the stone is so much heavier?”
why is it that vacationing in Europe is so amazing, and yet, the largest company in Europe is 10% the size of NVIDIA.
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PRINCE OF PERSIA:THE LOST CROWN is a great game. Old school side scrolling adventure renews the promise of the old franchise. Highly recommended!
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Psst! Hey snitches!
#Opinion: Honolulu Needs More Help Evicting Illegal Businesses From Parks: The city's parks department is trying new strategies to keep parks free of commercial activity, but it doesn't have enough manpower or authority to make a real difference. dlvr.it/T9NT4f #HInews
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Truly devastated by the damage done by @Delta to my 20 year old martin guitar. So many memories just gone. Absolutely beyond devastated. Please repost. @Delta needs to be held responsible.
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The average American is swaddled in a blanket of air conditioning and convenient consumption that is the only thing keeping them from crumbling into a million pieces with grief and rage
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Mr Potato head is body horror for children
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If music is your therapy, who is your therapist? (Depends if I love or hate myself at the moment)
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It was told to vote for Biden to prevent fascism and now its tax dollars are arming a genocide and funding open air prison camps for refugees.
What’s the dog thinking about?
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To fear parody or criticism is a sign of weakness
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Somebody is having too much fun at the children’s museum.
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Yes. Stories are cars made of feelings with ideas as passengers. And you read them by being run over, I guess.
Stories are the emotional vehicles that carry ideas into the world.
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Is Maine… nationalizing the power industry?
This November the people of Maine will vote on creating the first state-run public power company. If the measure passes the state will buy out the assets of the two dominant for-profit power companies and replace them with a new public utility.
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This is @PFTompkins worst character. Really disappointing. Good costume though, can barely tell it’s him.
Grey Anderson, whose new piece "NATO Isn’t What It Says It Is" was published this week in @nytimes, talks about the history and future functions of the alliance.
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Replying to @MrBeast
You look like you were breast fed til the age of 11
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Is this the end? Will I never make it to 70,000 followers? Shall we be cast out of Hell... into some lesser Hal? Don't cry for me, for I have posted plenty of nature vids and verily have lived as large as a baby raccoon can, in these degraded and dipsh*tical times, riven by fools
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They carried it all the way out there, they should have put the trombone on the stretcher at a minimum.
Temperatures have passed 30C in London today, overwhelming some soldiers who took part in a military parade alongside Prince William itv.com/news/2023-06-10/prin…
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NextDoor pro bono legal work for Tallahassee wildlife continues. "Ma'am do you know how big a wolf is? My client is a coyote. No, my client was not 'sizing you up' to eat you but keeping track of your threat level. Indeed, my client has asked for a restraining order against you."
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This is the most fake his death ass plot line I’ve ever heard.
A New York fertility doctor who was accused of using his own sperm to impregnate several patients died over the weekend when the hand-built airplane he was in fell apart mid-flight and crashed, authorities say. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/ny-…
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Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally
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