Reporter. Lover of film and video games. Not to be taken seriously.

Joined May 2009
Another stop from the Green Bay defense 🔒 DALvsGB on NBC/Peacock Stream on @NFLPlus
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Justin Herbert is fucking terrible
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A ton of families are gonna be starving
That Arch Manning Heisman race next year will feed families
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Y’all can have your Avengers vs Dr Doom. I’ll take the Universal Monsters throwing hands
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That’s a level of drunk that would kill normal people
Fuck it tonight I’m getting Jimmy McNulty hammered #thewire
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“Years ago, when I was backpacking across Western Europe…”
Tell me you're a Friends fan without actually telling me you're a Friends fan
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Just to be clear, I am not leaving The Batman Part II. I am profoundly grateful to Steven for coming to my aid during this challenging time to help me finish principal photography. Thank you to all for your concern and well wishes. 🦇
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Important note, Matt is not leaving production, he just can’t be on set and will still be involved from his home im London
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Soderbergh taking over the last few weeks of Batman production isn’t a big deal since Reeves mapped everything out. Plus, Reeves is still doing post production. Movie will be fine. I feel for Reeves and his family
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Man’s smuggling the Loch Ness monster to pay for diapers. Cold world
My bag got flagged at the airport bc I had too many sea monsters in it
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Happy birthday to me
The new ‘MUMMY’ movie is titled ‘THE MUMMY: BOOK OF THE DEAD’. • Starring Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Michael Johnston, John Hannah and Oded Fehr • In theaters on October 15, 2027
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On a related note, everyone needs to watch Coyote vs Acme
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The bit paid off in Coyote vs Acme
Pepe Le Pew just used to walk around and be a stank pervert.
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Damn they’re cooking with the casting over there
BREAKING: Peter Safran just accidentally dropped the Mister Miracle cast! •Josh Hutcherson as Scott Free/Mister Miracle •Mackenzie Davis as Big Barda (via ign.com/articles/peter-safra…)
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Sony when they see they could have made the Spider-Man villains actual villains instead of anti-heroes in the Spiderverse movies
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Any time I see @TheMSeries1 make a pun
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The last few hours of the game were essentially a remake of the LA riots. Folks didn’t pay a lick of attention lol
GTA San Andreas was literally about a corrupt police department manipulating poor people into committing crimes 🤣
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Clayface has been rated 18 in the U.K. Equivalent to NC-17 in the United States 🫣
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