Breaking:
MAGA melting down about the Eagles not visiting their dear leader. Such whiny bitches. How are they gonna handle having their taxes raised so Elon doesn’t pay any at all? Here for the finding out…
BREAKING: The gay dating app Grindr reportedly had to connect six new servers online to host all the app traffic coming from CPAC.
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
😂 retards like you can’t stand it but are perplexed to side with everything trump says!
Like I’ve said many times before, Trump could go full pro pedophile and there would be mass child diddling by maga in hopes to normalize it
Trump makes you morons look like weak little sheep. It everything you hate about government, but you are front and center complying like little bitches!
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#happybirthdaylisa let’s jam out for Lisa’s birthday! We love you!
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Replying to @JoeyMannarino
It doesn’t matter what you wear. It’s not an excuse for a man to touch a woman, period.
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Republicans: Hunter Biden, a private citizen, paid for sex. We are outraged.
Also Republicans: Our presidential candidate paid for sex, then illegally used campaign money to keep it quiet… We support this man!
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Replying to @laurenboebert
Lauren, your tendency to squander precious time on juvenile commentary instead of contributing to actual policy work is both puzzling and infuriating. Perhaps you've confused the White House for a low-budget reality show with your churlish remarks.
Don't we have pressing national concerns that deserve more attention than your off-color quips? Like, I don't know, maybe health care, education, the economy, or the environment?
Your pursuit of 'decorum' rings hollow when weighed against your barrage of incendiary, divisive statements. It's like a jackal preaching about veganism.
Remember, your current role isn't as an edgy stand-up comic, it's a United States Congresswoman. Please try to respect the dignity of that position, and if you find it too difficult, perhaps a career change is in order? – at Colorado, USA
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Let me get this straight, “guns don’t kill people” but…
- Target merchandise makes you gay
- Bud Light makes you trans
- history books make you Marxist
Is that right?
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Replying to @GregAbbott_TX
Top two stories on the National news today are about horrific murders in Texas. You contributed to both of them. Allen because of your gun policies and Brownsville because of your vilification of migrants. #BloodOnYourHands
Another day in America. Another mass drag show incident. One person in Atlanta fully dragged all over. Another 4 exposed to drag. When will the madness end? Time to ban drag shows!
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Oh, what? Sorry, looks like just another mass shooting. Nothing to worry about then. Thoughts and yada yada…carry on as usual. @StephMillerShow @RadioGuyChris please keep fighting for life y’all. I don’t even know what to tell my teenage daughter anymore..
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BREAKING: New reports show that after Hillary Clinton left office she allowed an aide to copy classified emails to an unsecured random laptop & refused to turn additional classified docs over to the FBI.
Now that I got Republicans’ attention. That was actually Donald Trump.
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Replying to @RonFilipkowski
Elections Crime Unit
In the US election system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: those who win elections, and those who whine incessantly that it was rigged against them and wants the winners to obey them.
These are their stories.
















