Please stop using ‘no one is talking about’ or ‘they don’t want you to know’. It’s so over used, I’m instantly not interested.

When in the hell did legos get so damn expensive?! Geez!

With everyone getting their iPhone15 today, get ready for all the ‘new phone, who dis?’ replies.

Anyone else excited to get their iPhone 15 on Friday??! Almost sad to see my 12 mini go away. Almost… 😎

Seattle city council has failed the city in every major way. I’m not saying the new candidates can do better, but they surely can’t do worse. #seattle

How many times have you heard Katy Perry “Firework” today? #FourthofJuly

If you’re celebrating Father’s Day but you only have what you call a ‘fir baby’, feel free to unfriend me now. To all the other Father’s out there, Happy Father’s Day! #HappyFarthersDay

Unpopular opinion: macaroons are not that great and they’re overpriced. There. I said it.

It’s 2023. Can’t we just all agree that the toilet paper roll is suppose to roll over, not under? PLEASE?! 😎🧻

I love me some rootbeer floats. But a coke float? Pass the can and the scoop, I’m in. 😋🍺🍨

Can we all agree to stop using ‘hits different’? Another one we beaten into the ground.

I’ve often heard ‘you just don’t know what someone else is going through’. It’s very obvious and I never given it much more thought. But when a colleague, mentor, and friend passes away from an illness that I knew nothing about, it finally hits.

Im sure this is an unpopular opinion, but this whole ‘cuffing season’ term is stupid, trendy, and it’s now played out. And while we’re at it, stop with ‘szn’ you only come across as illiterate. #getoffmylawn #oldpersonrant

So next season we’re going to see A LOT more teams going for it on 4th down. #SuperBowl

Rihanna smashed it. Did not disappoint. Every dj will be digging for those remixes. #SuperBowl2023 #Rihanna

Great commercial. But damn. When did Diddy get so old? That means I’m old too.

Sliced salami rolled over cheese is a highly underrated snack. I’m heading back to the deli counter now.

Dj’s: does Stems make acapella intro/outro edits obsolete?? IMO, no. Not all Stem processing is created equal. Studio aca’s will always be best when all possible. But djs, sound off. Let’s hear it.