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Mallory

@djmalbrooks

Nature. Science. Education. Reading. Comedy. Podcasting. True Crime. Music. Adventure. Probably not as funny as I think I am💚🌲🌿 (she/her/hers)

 Northern Manitoba
Joined July 2012
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THE LEAFS DID IT! 😱 Toronto advances to the second round for the first time in 19 years!
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Did you know if you hold an ermine up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by an ermine?
An ermine, with summer brown coat, stands upright at Katmai National Park & Preserve.

ALT An ermine, with summer brown coat, stands upright at Katmai National Park & Preserve.

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Another week of the pod means more hits (and misses) from 2003 and 2013! This week we look back at the debut of Chapelle’s Show, MythBusters and Fruitvale Station (and the perfection of Michael B Jordan). Tune in now for all our takes! 🙌🏼
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“did you study the humanities” yes and I had the best teacher
four stills of Wishbone

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Image from Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze)
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What’s in and what’s out for 2023
IN FOR 2023 - Planting more trees in cities - Making forests healthier - Enforcing boundaries with wild animals - Memorizing tsunami evacuation maps - Getting really into rocks - Embracing salmon energy - Glamming your emergency Go Bag - Doing the “drown, stir, feel” dance when you put out your campfire - Bellybuttons

ALT IN FOR 2023 - Planting more trees in cities - Making forests healthier - Enforcing boundaries with wild animals - Memorizing tsunami evacuation maps - Getting really into rocks - Embracing salmon energy - Glamming your emergency Go Bag - Doing the “drown, stir, feel” dance when you put out your campfire - Bellybuttons

OUT FOR 2023 - Saying “you’re almost there” to uphill hikers - Hazardous fuels in forests and your life - Poop bags on the side of the trail - Taunting the volcanoes - Thinking it’s cute to feed wild animal trail snacks - Picking toxic mushrooms and toxic people - Setting the state on fire - Bluetooth speakers - Bellybuttons

ALT OUT FOR 2023 - Saying “you’re almost there” to uphill hikers - Hazardous fuels in forests and your life - Poop bags on the side of the trail - Taunting the volcanoes - Thinking it’s cute to feed wild animal trail snacks - Picking toxic mushrooms and toxic people - Setting the state on fire - Bluetooth speakers - Bellybuttons

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If you encounter a cougar on the trail, we strongly recommend the opposite of pspspsps.
A cougar sits on its hind legs as it stares at something overhead. It is surrounded by ferns and mossy green trees. It’s just begging you to say “here kitty kitty” but we both know you won’t do that, right? RIGHT?

ALT A cougar sits on its hind legs as it stares at something overhead. It is surrounded by ferns and mossy green trees. It’s just begging you to say “here kitty kitty” but we both know you won’t do that, right? RIGHT?

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It’s here!! The end of the year means one thing: it’s time for another End of Year Spectacular! This week, we look at Evan’s top ten moments from 2002 and Mallory’s top ten moments from 2012! Tune in now to hear our picks 🙌🏼
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me every winter break
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It is reckless and illegal to give your true love any amount of wild birds for Christmas.
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Everyone talks about having an inner child but I have an inner raccoon who tells me to embrace the dark circles under my eyes, sleep all day and eat delicious trash
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Thinking about him (the 12ft skeleton from Home Depot)
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Ron Iver@ronnui_17 Oct 2022
Hey, I tried to parallel park into a spot and goosed it twice so I'm just gonna go home. Enjoy brunch though, I'll catch you next week.
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i need at least 3 beverages in my proximity at all times. they can all be cold but not all of them can be hot. if there are more than 3 then at least one of them has to be hot. this is the secret to my success, hope it helps
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Oh god oh fuck it’s the gaba-ghoul
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trash jones@jzux2 Oct 2022
hey can i come over and be weird at your house
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Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts” – at Los Angeles, CA
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[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA [having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers
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Spoopy season is upon us
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well well well if it isn’t me writing all the things from last week’s to-do list on this week’s to-do list
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