@djmadnice

Suffolk Salt Farmer | Recovering @TheFourOwls DJ Writer & Editor | Father of girls | Please clap

suffolkseasalt.co.uk
Joined May 2021
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It can only be called a riot if it’s from France’s Riôt region, otherwise it’s sparkling social discontent.
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Serving unsalted butter is a hate crime
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The world: We can't afford food or to heat our homes Richest man in the world:
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Did you know…it takes 3 weeks to make a batch of #SuffolkSeaSalt. No shortcuts, no fossil fuels. Just seawater, sunshine & patience. The result? Delicate, flaky sea salt packed with trace minerals, ready to elevate your cooking. Use SOLAR20 for 20% off at suffolkseasalt.co.uk
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@67409_soOct 12
Mention a non-alcoholic drink you'd rate 10/10
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One half of me wishes AI didn’t exist. The other half watches these all day.
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“What is the charge, eating a man? A succulent autistic man?”
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@GBPolitcsOct 11
🚨BREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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@omgsidewalksOct 12
So, wait- all this time, far-right Conservatism was just 3 Russian data centers in a trenchcoat?
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KURO@KingKuro215Oct 11
I can listen to certain songs from the era in which they were made and I’m instantly transported to that time. 1996 in particular
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When you say the ‘L-M-N-O-P’ part of the alphabet is what I imagine heroin feels like.
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Rachael✨@_rach_aelOct 11
Yer bird eats crisps in McDonald's toilets – at Middleton, England
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Breaks my heart to know my children will never get to experience the feeling of running a fingernail down the foil of a kitkat wrapper 🥹
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No need for me to visit the seaside again, now I get my salty salt from the sea delivered. Cheers @djmadnice instagram.com/suffolkseasalt… suffolkseasalt.co.uk/product…
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Orders have gone absolutely mental over the last couple of days! Had to buy a label printer and quickly re-up on packaging materials! Use SOLAR20 for 20% off your first order at suffolkseasalt.co.uk
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Think about your favourite salt brand. Now quickly google how they *actually* make their salt. Most ‘well-known’ salt makers in the UK are aiming for net-zero carbon emissions by 2050… But suffolkseasalt.co.uk is already there! ☀️Use SOLAR20 for 20% off your first order

Suffolk Sea Salt | Artisan, Solar-Evaporated Sea Salt

Hand-harvested sea salt from the Suffolk Heritage Coast – Created naturally by the sun and wind. Not all salt is created equal.

suffolkseasalt.co.uk
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How the fuck did registering a Confirmation Statement jump from £13 to £50? Everyone at #HMRC can suck their respective mums.
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Someone I know (a white woman) made the phrase 'No more white babies' her *entire schtick* during the BLM protests a few years ago. You'll never guess who I just heard is pregnant with her white partner...
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Use code 'SOLAR20' for 20% off your first order! suffolkseasalt.co.uk #suffolkseasalt #suffolk #ipswich #felixstowe #sea #seasalt #salt #solar #solarsalt #solarevaporation
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Only went and finally got my website live, didn’t I?! Only took me 5 months 🤦🏻‍♂️ suffolkseasalt.co.uk #suffolkseasalt #seasalt #suffolk #salt #sea #saltmaking #artisan #saltmaker
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