need friends like @charli_xcx.

it should be walri for 2 walruses. period

i will retire in canada with two albino peacocks. one named craig, the other david.

drag queens rap like blondie and it’s @RuPaul ‘s fault.

that @MIAuniverse poster in @euphoriaHBO 😍💪🏾💪🏾

Will trade 2 LoversAndFriendsFest tickets for 2 WeAreYourFriendsFest tickets…

me: what’s up? you: the sky. the entire cafeteria: OOooOooOOooOoOooOoOoOoOoo

doodoo door = butthole

starfish emoji immediately!!! 🤬

i’m fucking cracked.... I wish i could cry you back to life, it’s not working... 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞

i have a package coming from murfreesboro, which made me make up a guy in my head named murfree.

i had white ppl in my house so i had to dl charades...

if @the_symonee doesn’t win...

🎵🚨TONIGHT! Playing on @wkdu for Hot Mix hosted by @chri5b_ alongside my brother @mushoofabc !! Tune in 10pm - 12am! 🧨🎶 @ WKDU Philadelphia 91.7FM instagram.com/p/CGkr8zCjiRy/… – at Philadelphia, PA

🏄🏾‍♂️ Surfin’ on the waves for @wkdu with brother @mushoofabc Oct. 20th! 🌊🌊🌊 Catch some new releases! 🐟🐠🐡 Kowabunga 🤙🏾 instagram.com/p/CGC11NZj4eG/…

Aayyyeee! The good old days! 😍 @Chri5B_

Frands @antonio.ivanino instagram.com/p/CFTS4NFjAF-/…

no im gassed, who has shit to say?

flower power #takashimurakami instagram.com/p/CAhsIoaDRNy/…

Springin’ #aglaonemapictumtricolor instagram.com/p/CAA_bFGjduB/…