Professor, computer scientist, computer architect, branch prediction guy, Latino, IEEE Fellow. @djimenez@mastodont.cat
Joined October 2015
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I converted to Catholicism last week. Here’s what the Sermon on the Mount gets wrong.
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Submit your best work on computer architecture to HPCA 2027! Abstract deadline is 24 July, 2026 with full papers due 31 July, 2026. conf.researchr.org/track/hpc…
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If technology becomes the ultimate criterion, the human person risks being reduced to data, a cog in a machine or a commodity. If, however, technology is integrated with a wise perspective, it can become an instrument of growth, justice and fraternity. #MagnificaHumanitas
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The Board of Regents is like Santa Claus. They know when you are awake, they know when you are sleeping. They know when you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!
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During the first airing of my Star Trek series where a kiss was objectionable; many southern stations pulled the episode & condemned the show. Using today’s vernacular it would absolutely be called“woke DEI crap”because it went against “norms” of society for its time. Not a lot seems to have changed.🤷🏼😑
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Learning is like peeling an onion— each layer reveals another layer, and occasionally, it makes you cry.
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When we asked faculty to identify administrative burdens to research, we wanted processes, not names of administrators you find burdensome.
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"she could tighten up that triple-axel" I mumble to the television, cracking open my second sleeve of Oreos.
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The college reminds you that you should not be using AI to write your academic papers, but because we know you are anyway, we have increased our expectations for a tenurable research record.
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❗️❗️❗️❗️REMINDER: It is NOT illegal to record law enforcement on your phone. You don’t have to explain to law enforcement why you’re recording. You don’t have to answer if law enforcement ask if you should be at work instead of recording them. What you can NOT do is interfer in their operations. Yes, you can record. No, you cannot interfere.
Know your rights!
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This.
The AI wave has stalled new college grad recruitment from the “our jobs will be gone in a year” stupidity.
Or you can hire the kids who already know how to use AI and triple their output.
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Early registration for HPCA 2026 ends on December 31! Register now! 2026.hpca-conf.org/attending…