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Joined January 2008
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Fes 0xFF@usehex20 Aug 2025
Made a video from @PortofAmsterdam web camera! Thanks a lot ! #sail #sail2025 #Amsterdam @NOS
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@banteg27 Jan 2023
github: renames master to main meanwhile yandex:
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-Извините, когда мне позвонили из вашей фирмы, мне сказали, что у вас есть вакансия девопса и что вы возьмете меня без собеседования. -Да, и что? -На моем рабочем месте лежит фурсьют и бикини... -Ну, вы же будете работать девопсом. -Извините, на какую букву вы ударение поставили?
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@jhanikhil1 Jul 2021
in cursed news: today I wrote some Kubernetes YAML that is *also* valid AT&T syntax x86_64 assembly (both print hello world)
kubeajsd: .data msg: .asciz "Hello, world!\n" meme: .text .global _main _main: mov $0x02000004, %rax kubeaa: mov $1, %rdi /* apiVersion: apps/v1 kind: Deployment metadata: kube2: aa */ name: nop spec: kube5: mov msg@GOTPCREL(%rip), %rsi /* replicas: 1 selector: matchLabels: app: Nop kube6: aa */ template: metadata: labels: app: Nop kube3: mov $13, %rdx /* spec: containers: - image: gcr.io/google_containers/echoserver:1.0 imagePullPolicy: Always name: echoserver ports: - containerPort: 8080 kube4: aa */ kube9: syscall mov $0x02000001, %rax xor $0, %rdi syscall

ALT kubeajsd: .data msg: .asciz "Hello, world!\n" meme: .text .global _main _main: mov $0x02000004, %rax kubeaa: mov $1, %rdi /* apiVersion: apps/v1 kind: Deployment metadata: kube2: aa */ name: nop spec: kube5: mov msg@GOTPCREL(%rip), %rsi /* replicas: 1 selector: matchLabels: app: Nop kube6: aa */ template: metadata: labels: app: Nop kube3: mov $13, %rdx /* spec: containers: - image: gcr.io/google_containers/echoserver:1.0 imagePullPolicy: Always name: echoserver ports: - containerPort: 8080 kube4: aa */ kube9: syscall mov $0x02000001, %rax xor $0, %rdi syscall

$ kubectl apply -f cursed.yaml.s --validate=false deployment.apps/nop created $ as -target x86_64-apple-macos10.12 cursed.yaml.s -o hello_world.o $ ld -macosx_version_min 10.12 hello_world.o -o hello_world -lSystem -L /Library/Developer/CommandLineTools/SDKs/MacOSX.sdk/usr/lib $ ./hello_world Hello, world!

ALT $ kubectl apply -f cursed.yaml.s --validate=false deployment.apps/nop created $ as -target x86_64-apple-macos10.12 cursed.yaml.s -o hello_world.o $ ld -macosx_version_min 10.12 hello_world.o -o hello_world -lSystem -L /Library/Developer/CommandLineTools/SDKs/MacOSX.sdk/usr/lib $ ./hello_world Hello, world!

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Therapist: Linear Mandarin is not real, it cannot hurt you. Linear Mandarin:
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Here patreon.com/ods_mlcourse you can purchase a bonus pack of non-demo mlcourse.ai assignments. Refer to the main page for details. Aaand... till the end of June 2021, each week, I'll be choosing 17 random retweeters of this tweet to offer the bonus pack for free 😁
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yoxter@zdongl26 Feb 2020
ВОПРОСОВ к вам нет, но имеется ряд ДОЁБОК
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Welcome to Haskell, we got list comprehensions (>>=), optional chaining (>>=) , async/await (>>=), if err != nil (>>=), function composition(>>=), mutable state (>>=),
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Я: пишу многопоточное приложение на Rust Компилятор:
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Оказывается у японцев с 80х годов существует концепт Три Великих Супа, которые описывают лучшие супы в мире и а) там почему-то четыре супа б) один из них борщ
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The latest generation of adversarial image attacks is, uh, somewhat simpler to carry out openai.com/blog/multimodal-n…
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The Cincinnati Enquirer, Ohio, February 21, 1947
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Так, ну поставил я Clickhouse. Куда говорить-то?
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What do category theoreticians think about phrase "If it's __free__ then U are the __product__"
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@Microsoft22 Jan 2021
Tell us you're proficient in Excel without telling us you're proficient in Excel.
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ПО ПОВОДУ РЕЛИЗА РУССКОЙ ЛОКАЛИЗАЦИИ ДИСКО ЭЛИЗИУМ РАЗЫГРЫВАЮТСЯ КЛЮЧИ не от синей двери. 1. ретвитните твит про доебавшуюся птицу (этот). 2. помолитесь Свободному Рынку. 3. в четверг 28-го ПЯТИ ретвитнувшим подарю ключи к Disco Elysium! store.steampowered.com/app/6…
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Consider the sound and analysis of a 33.6kbit/s dial-up modem over traditional telephone lines.
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Paw@luckymarmot27 Nov 2020
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Replying to @LeontyevGeorgiy @octonion @_bravit
To paraphrase a famous Soviet statesman, the fact that you can read and write correct C++ is not your achievement, but a committee’s oversight. – at London, England
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Ever want to test systems & see if your password is ever stored/sent in plaintext? Make it: X5O!P%@AP[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H* I am on the phone with a vendor right now because my test account is in an inoperable state. 🧐
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