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K

@dixie_crystals

I am Rosemary’s granddaughter

 a tweety bird t shirt
Joined March 2009
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If it’s been a while since you saw journalism on the duration of a recent standing ovation, STAY ONLINE! A video will be along shortly!
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Hot waffle iron at your work station. Think about it.
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Replying to @VideoGabesA @GarlicCorgi
@VideoGabesA @GarlicCorgi
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“I got rice cooking in the microwave” Travis Tritt
Matthew Perpetua (@perpetua) profile pictureMatthew Perpetua@perpetua1 Aug 2018
What are your favorite opening lines in songs? Ideally, something that just immediately sets up an interesting idea/scenario/feeling, but you do you.
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Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything? My friends:
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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
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Q. Will there be email at the party? A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
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I like that Ripley's gives you the choice to believe it or not
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Matt just said he “hasn’t met one guy yet who isn’t married”
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Looking up the word “pathologize” to make sure I’m using it right in the argument I’m having with no one inside my own brain
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Proudly in the 200’s personally but go off I guess
Tanner Uselmann (@TannerUselmann) profile pictureTanner Uselmann@TannerUselmann13 Apr 2022
Excited to be @banjoteeth follower 301 today #creativity #business #mezcaleria
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Prime rib carving station at Chuck E Cheese think about it
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There should be an airplane mode for movies where they remove all the scenes with nipples in them
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*walking into the American Girl Doll store* I’m here to buy some Molly
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How Many Times Can I Say "Oh, Fun!" On Zoom Call challenge
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in this essay i will
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It’s been way too long since someone called me a “fart knocker”
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Deflecting from all the Texans without power by inventing a guy to be mad at online.
Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) profile pictureDan Crenshaw
@DanCrenshawTX16 Feb 2021
The “words make me unsafe” crowd reveals a low point in human resilience and a high point in mental fragility. The Americans who stormed the beaches of Normandy to fight *actual* fascists wouldn’t believe this new-age pathology to even be possible. Yet here it is 👇
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Dem leadership in a nutshell
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